Mega-Lo-Millionaire

A man driven to delusional paranoia after winning the lottery, dies when he retrieves a compound-bow arrow embedded in the wall of his house and is fatally electrocuted.

- WE COME UPONMR. LOGAN GRUNFIELD

AT AN INTERESTINGPOINT IN HIS LIFE.

- I AM RICH.

- HE RECENTLY WON$78 MILLION IN A MEGA-LOTTERY.

- [laughs]

- HE KICK-STARTED THE GOOD LIFEWITH A HUGE MANSION.

BUT, THE MONEY, LIKE HISEVER-PRESENT BOTTLE OF BOOZE,

IS GOINGTO HIS HEAD.

- [growling]

- WINNING THE LOTTERYMEANT LOGAN COULD AFFORD

THE GOOD THINGSIN LIFE.

LIKE, $1,000 A DAYHOOKERS.

- RUFF! RUFF!

- [clears throat]

[record scratch]

- AND A BUTLER.

- WOULD YOU LIKEA TOFFEE, SIR?

- A TOFFEE?

I JUST WON THE LOTTERY,I WANT SOMETHING EXPENSIVE

LIKE A PHILLY CHEESESTEAKAND A BOURBON.

AND YOU,WHAT DO YOU WANT?

- CUP OF COFFEE.

[mouthing words]

- LOGAN'S NEWFOUND WEALTHHAS TURNED HIM

INTO A PARANOIDSCHIZOPHRENIC.

- AAH!- I'M BACK, SIR.

- YEAH!

- EXCESSIVE DRINKING ONLYFUELED HIS GROWING PARANOIA.

HE'S CONVINCED THE WHOLE WORLDIS OUT TO STEAL HIS DOUGH.

- NOBODY'S GONNAGET MY MONEY.

THEY'RE NOT GETTINGMY MONEY.

YOU ARE NOTGETTING MY MONEY, AAH!

- FINALLY, EVERYTHINGIN HIS LIFE

AROUND THE MAD DRUNK'SSUSPICION....

EVEN A PIECE OF ARTWORKHE OVERPAID FOR.

- [laughing]

- AAH!

- NOBODY WAS GETTING HIS MONEY--NOT EVEN THIS GUY.

BUT, AS THE WEALTHY MADMANGOES TO PULL THE ARROW OUT,

LOGAN GETS THE SHOCKOF HIS LIFE.

- WHEN THIS GUY GRABBEDTHE TITANIUM ARROW,

WHAT HE DIDN'T KNOW WAS THATIT HAD COME IN CONTACT

WITH A 220 POWER LINEINSIDE THE WALL,

SENDING THE ELECTRICAL CURRENTDOWN HIS ARM

AND INTO HIS HEART,INTERRUPTING THE PACE OF IT,

KILLING HIM INSTANTLY.

[ominous music]

- I FEAR THE MASTERHAS EXPIRED.

- AM I STILLGONNA GET PAID?

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