Snake Chug

An annoying tourist burns his innards on a pepper from a roadside shack that specializes in hot peppers and snake merchandise and grabs the closest liquid he can find - a jar of snake venom.

- LOOK AT ALLTHIS COOL STUFF TO BUY.

- MARY AND LARRYARE ON A TWO-WEEK BUS TOUR

THROUGH THE DESERT SOUTHWEST.

- IT'S A MEDICINEMAN MASK.

- THEY'RE HOPINGTO BUY A FEW SOUVENIRS

AT CHIEF PROUDFOOT'STRADING POST.

- HOW MUCH FOR THAT?

- $650.- WHAT?

- HOW MUCH FORTHAT THERE, CHIEF?

- $1,000.- IF I DIDN'T KNOW BETTER,

I'D THINK THIS INDIANWAS TRYING TO STICK IT TO US.

OOH.- LARRY SPOTS SOMETHING

HE CAN SINKHIS TEETH INTO.

- HOT PEPPERS,AIN'T THEY?

- YES, THEY ARE, SIR.

- HE DOESKNOW PEPPERS.

HE WON THE PEPPER-EATING CONTEST

AT THE FOURTH OF JULY PICNICAT OUR CHURCH.

- MIND IF I TRY ONE OF THEM?- PLEASE, SIR, DON'T.

THOSE ARE VERY HOT PEPPERS.PLEASE DON'T EAT THEM.

- YEAH, I'M GONNA TRY IT.- I WARN YOU.

- IS IT GOOD, HON?- MM.

NOT TOO BAD.

- YOU ALL RIGHT?- IT'S HOT.

- I WARNED YOU.- I'M ALL RIGHT.

- I'M SURE HE'S FINE.- I'M ALL RIGHT WITH HOT.

IT'S REALLY HOT.

OH!

- LARRY SHOULD'VE LISTENED.

THAT'S ONE OF THE WORLD'SHOTTEST PEPPERS,

THE INFAMOUS GHOST CHILI.

PEPPER HEAT IS MEASUREDIN SCOVILLE UNITS.

THE GHOST REGISTERSAT A MILLION-AND-A-HALF.

400 TIMES HOTTERTHAN TABASCO.

- [whimpering]- AND SO LARRY'S MOUTH...

FELT LIKE THE INSIDEOF A PIZZA OVEN.

- AAH!

- LARRY GRABS A DRINKOUT OF THE FRIDGE

TO DOUSETHE FLAMES...

WHICH IS THE WORST THINGHE COULD'VE DONE.

YOU SEE, LARRY WOULD'VESURVIVED THE GHOST PEPPER...

[snake rattling]

BUT NOT THE DEADLYRATTLESNAKE VENOM

THAT CHIEF PROUDFOOT COLLECTSFOR THE LOCAL UNIVERSITY.

- HONEY, ARE YOUALL RIGHT?

- MM! MM!

[gurgling]- [screaming]

- [heaving]

- WHAT'S HAPPENING?

- [burbling]

- WHAT'S HAPPENINGTO HIM?

OH, MY--YOU CAN'T DO THIS!HONEY, NO, HONEY!

[screaming and sobbing]

HONEY, NO!

- THERE WAS ENOUGH VENOM THERETO KILL ABOUT 500 PEOPLE.

THE FACT THAT HEHAD EATEN HOT PEPPERS

BROUGHT THE BLOODRUSHING TO THE MOUTH.

HE MUST'VE HAD OPEN WOUNDSIN HIS MOUTH.

IT WENT STRAIGHTINTO THE BLOOD SYSTEM.

HE WOULD'VE JUST GONE INTO SHOCKAND COULDN'T BREATHE,

AND DIED ON THE SPOT.

- HOT PEPPERS, AIN'T THEY?- YES, SIR.

- LARRY WAS A DUMMY WHO BIT OFFMORE THAN HE COULD CHEW.

- AAH!

- HE WASHED IT DOWNWITH SOME FATAL SNAKE VENOM,

AND GAVE UP THE GHOST...

PEPPER.- NO!

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