Three Dog Night

  • Season 3
  • Aired 07/11/2011
  • 10,503 Views

A dog thief gets trapped in a large pen with a pitbull.

SAY HELLO TO VIC.

ANOTHER NAME FOR HIM,SCUM OF THE EARTH.

VIC MADE A LIVING

IN THE UGLY WORLDOF ILLEGAL DOGFIGHTING.

THE KENNEL HE WAS CASINGHAD A BIG PAYOFF--

A PIT BULL NAMED MICHAEL.

[dog barks]

WITH A VISE-GRIPFOR A JAW,

MICHAEL WAS A DEATH MACHINEON FOUR LEGS.

ALL VIC HAD TO DOWAS STEAL IT.

- THE, UH, PERCENTAGEOF PIT BULLS

THAT ARE INCARCERATED

ARE 45% OF ALL DOGSIN SHELTERS.

PIT BULLSIN THE FIGHTING RING

ARE BRED TO BE AGGRESSIVE.

THEY'LL TIE CHAINSAROUND THEIR NECK

WITH A WEIGHT ONTO IT,

THEY'LL PUT THEMON A TREADMILL,

AND THEY'LL EVEN INJECT THEMWITH STEROIDS.

announcer: VIC WASNO ROCKET SCIENTIST,

BUT HE WAS SMART ENOUGHNOT TO GET IN THE CAGE

WITH A KILLER.

SO HE KNOCKED MICHAELOUT COLD

WITH A TRANQUILIZER GUN.

[dog whimpers]

A QUICK PICK OF THE LOCK,AND SOON ENOUGH,

VIC WOULD BE ON HIS WAY.

BUT A LAZY SECURITY GUARDPULLED UP

AND PROCEEDEDTO TAKE A NAP.

VIC COULD HAVE JUSTSNUCK AWAY,

BUT MICHAELWAS TOO BIG OF A CATCH,

AND VIC HAD BEENPLANNING THIS FOR WEEKS.

HE DECIDED TO WAITUNTIL THE GUARD LEFT.

AN HOUR LATER,THE GUARD AWOKE

AND MADE HIS ROUNDS.

VIC SHOULDN'T HAVELEFT THE GATE OPEN.

- HEY!

announcer:A SECOND TRANQUILIZER DART

TOOK CARE OF HIM.- WHOA! WHOA! WHOA!

[grunts]

announcer: BUT THE GUARDFELL IN FRONT OF THE CAGE,

SHUTTING THE GATE.

BEFORE HE COULD SHOVETHE UNCONSCIOUS GUARD BACK,

MICHAEL CAME OUTOF HIS DRUG-INDUCED SLUMBER

AND WOKE UP HUNGRY.

- [screaming]

[dogs barking]

- A PIT BULL CAN BITEWITH A FORCE

THAT'SOF SIGNIFICANT MAGNITUDE.

THEY CAN ACTUALLYLATCH ONTO YOUR NECK

AND CRUSH YOUR TRACHEA,YOUR WINDPIPE,

CAUSING YOU NOT BE ABLE

TO TAKEANY AIR INTO YOUR LUNGS.

YOU'LL BLEEDFROM THE ARTERIES,

THE BLOOD WILL FLOWINTO THE LUNGS AS WELL,

AND YOU'RE GONNA CHOKEON YOUR OWN BLOOD

AS YOU BLEED OUT TO DEATH.

[barking]

announcer:MICHAEL WAS JUST A DOG

WHO NEEDEDSOME LOVE AND AFFECTION.

VIC WAS AN ANIMALWHO BELONGED IN A CAGE.

[dog whimpers]

MICHAEL AND VIC--

ONE WAS MAN'S BEST FRIEND.

- [screaming]

announcer: THE OTHER,

THE PITS.

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