Crib Your Enthusiasm

  • Aired 10/01/2010
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A man with paraphillic infantilism (sex fetish where you pretend you're a baby) gets his head caught in his gigantic custom built crib.

WHAT A LOVELY SCENE.

A YOUNG DADDY PREPARINGA NURSERY FOR HIS FIRSTBORN.

- BABY'S GONNA LOVE THAT.

- I KNOW.

- IS THERE ANYTHING SWEETERTHAN WELCOMING A NEW LIFE

INTO THIS WORLD?

NO, THERE ISN'T.

AND YOU WON'T FIND ITON THIS SHOW.

- HOW'S MY LITTLE BABY?

- AH AH.

- DADDY IS ACTUALLYA WEIRDO NAMED BARNABY.

HE GETS OFFBY DRESSING UP IN SNUGGIES

AND BEING TREATEDLIKE A BABY.

- CAN YOU SAY MOMMY?MOMMY?

- MOMMY IS HIS WIFECANDELA.

HIS PARTNER IN PERVERSION.

- SUCH A GOOD BABY.YES, YOU ARE. YES, YOU ARE.

- TOGETHER, THEY'VE TAKENTHEIR FETISH TO A NEW LEVEL.

- YES.

- A MAN-SIZED CRIB

AND A LARGER-THAN-LIFENURSERY

ADD UP TO A COMPLETELYOVER-THE-TOP EXPLORATION

IN ADULT BABY ROLE PLAYING.

- BABY WANT THE BOOBY.THE BOOBY.

- BREASTFEEDING AT MY AGE

DEFINITELY SEEMSCOMPLETELY NORMAL

AND NOT A DISORDER,BECAUSE THIS IS MY WAY OF LIFE.

THIS IS ALL I KNOW.

- BABY BARNABY ESPECIALLY ENJOYSHIS FEEDING SESSIONS.

- LATCH ON TO THAT NIPPLE.THAT'S RIGHT.

- AND HIS DIAPER CHANGES.- DIRTY BOY.

- OH! NAUGHTY BOY.OH, GOODNESS.

- NO.- NO CRYING! NO CRYING.

- EVEN GOOD BABIESHAVE THEIR MOMENTS.

- [throws tantrum]

- MOMMY'S BOOBIESNEED A REST.

- THAT'S RIGHT. YEAH.

MOMMY'S LEAVING.

- SOMETIMES YOU NEEDTO LET BABIES WORK IT OUT

BY THEMSELVES.

- [throws tantrum]

- NOW HE'S DONE IT.

OH, THE RUG RATWANTS HIS FURRY BACK.

BARNABY'S ABOUT TO DEMONSTRATE

WHY THE GOVERNMENT RECENTLYOUTLAWED ALL DROP-SIDE CRIBS.

UH-OH. THE LITTLE GUY'SGOT AN OWEE.

DOES BABY NEED A BAND-AIDFOR HIS BROKEN NECK BOO-BOO?

DROP-SIDE CRIBSPOSE A RISK FOR ANY BABY.

FOR THIS ADULT-SIZED ONE,

THE 25-POUND GATEDROPPED WITH ENOUGH FORCE

TO SEVER THE SPINE BETWEENTHE SECOND AND THIRD VERTEBRAE.

HE LOST THE ABILITYTO CONTROL HIS DIAPHRAGM

AND STOPPED BREATHING.

- BABY WANT THE BOOBY.

- BARNABY GOT HIS KICKSBY BEING TREATED LIKE A BABY.

- NAUGHTY BOY.

- BUT THEN HIS FUNWAS CAUGHT SHORT BY S.I.D.S.

SUDDEN INFANTILEDUMB-ASS SYNDROME.

NIGHTY NIGHT,YOU TWISTED LITTLE FREAK.

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