Fire Stuck

  • Season 3
  • Aired 08/09/2011
  • 15,289 Views

Two Mexican gun smugglers disguise themselves while scanning the US/Mexico border for Border Patrol, but succumb to the toxic sap of a firestick plant they use as camouflage.

MEXICO HAS BECOME THE WORLD'SNUMBER ONE TOURIST ATTRACTION

IF YOU WANT TO GET KILLEDIN DRUG WAR CROSSFIRE.

$28 BILLION WORTHOF ILLEGAL DRUGS

ARE SMUGGLED INTOTHE U.S. EVERY YEAR.

WITH THAT KIND OF MONEY,IT SHOULD BE NO SURPRISE

THAT A COUPLE OF KNUCKLEHEADSWOULD TRY

AND GET IN ON THE ACTION.

SAY HELLO TO RICARDO AND JORGE.

THEY'RE SO DUMB,THEY STOLE $8 MILLION

WORTH OF BLOWFROM THEIR DRUG LORD BOSS.

- VAMONOS!

announcer: AND NOW THEY WEREON THE RUN

WITH THE BOSS HOTON THEIR TRAIL.

- [speaking Spanish]

announcer: WITH NOWHERE ELSETO HIDE,

THEY JUMPED INTO SOME BUSHESHOPING HE WOULD JUST

DRIVE ON BY.

AND THAT'S WHATWOULD HAVE HAPPENED...

- AH!

announcer: EXCEPT THEY LANDEDIN A CLUMP

OF EUPHORBIA TIRUCALLI...

OTHERWISE KNOWN AS FIRESTICK.

- AH![exclaims]

- THE COMMON NAMEFOR EUPHORBIA TIRUCALLI

IS FIRESTICK PLANT

BECAUSE OF ITS HOT PROPERTIES,

IF A PERSON WERE TO GET ITONTO THEIR SKIN,

INTO THEIR EYES,OR INGEST IT INTO THEIR MOUTH.

THE FIERY SENSATIONIS ABOUT 10,000

TO 100,000 TIMES STRONGERTHAN THAT OF CHILI PEPPERS.

announcer: THE TOXIC SAPCAUSED SUCH INTENSE,

BLINDING PAIN,IT FLUSHED THE TWO BOZOS

FROM THEIR COVER...

MAKING THEM EASY TARGETSFOR THE DRUG LORD'S ENFORCER.

- [speaking Spanish]

[gunshots]

announcer: THIS IS YOUR LIFEDURING A DRUG WAR.

THIS IS YOUR ASS WHEN YOU STEALFROM YOUR BOSS.

THIS IS YOUR DEATHAFTER YOU JUMP

IN A BUSH OF FIRESTICK.

[gunshot]- AH!

announcer: ADIOS, AMIGOS!

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