Ice Fiend Man

  • Season 3
  • Aired 03/16/2011
  • 10,108 Views

A drug dealer uses an ice cream truck as a front to distribute drugs, but after an attempted holdup, the truck’s freezers suffer a freon leak that poisons him.

[ice cream truckmusic playing]

announcer:WHEN IS AN ICE CREAM TRUCK

NOT ANICE CREAM TRUCK?

WHEN IT'S RUNBY THIS DUDE.

SALVADOR.

- TWO CHOCOLATE BARS.

announcer:SAL WAS A SLEAZE BAG

DRUG DEALER WHO CAME UPONTHIS BRILLIANT DISGUISE.

INSTEAD OF FROZENTREATS FOR KIDS,

HE SOLD WEED, PILLS, ANDPOWDERS FOR STRUNG OUT ADULTS.

- THE MOSTINNOVATIVE WAY I'VE SEEN--

I'VE HEARD OFSELLING DRUGS,

BASICALLY ISHIDE-AND-GO-SEEK.

YOU PAY ME ON THE CORNER,AND YOU GO ON

THE OTHER CORNER ANDPICK IT UP UNDER A ROCK.

announcer:SAL HAD HIS REGULARS.

BUSINESS MEN LOOKINGFOR SOME LUNCH TIME COKE.

- REGULAR?- YEAH, GIVE ME THE USUAL.

announcer:HARDCORE JUNKIES.

AND JUMPYMETH HEADS.

- DO YOU GOTBROWN BUNNY TODAY?

- DO YOU HAVE CASH?- YEAH, MAN.

announcer:ONE RULE OF DOING BUSINESS.

THE CUSTOMER'SALWAYS RIGHT.

- I CHANGED MY MIND.

- WHAT?- GIVE ME EVERYTHING.

announcer: EXCEPT WHENHE'S TRYING TO KILL YOU.

- EVERYTHING!

announcer:SAL MADE A CLEAN GETAWAY.

UNTIL HE TOOK A CORNERA LITTLE TOO FAST.

THE ICE CHESTTOPPLED OVER,

RELEASING A CLOUDOF REFRIGERANT.

CHLOROFLUOROCARBONIS AN ODORLESS GAS

COMMONLY FOUNDIN AIR CONDITIONERS

ANDREFRIGERATORS.

EXPOSURE INPOORLY VENTILATED SPACES

CAN CAUSE DIZZINESS,LACK OF COORDINATION,

AND EVENTUALLYLOSS OF CONSCIOUSNESS.

KNOCKED OUT COLDBY THE CFC VAPORS,

SAL SLAMMED INTO A TREEAT 50 MILES AN HOUR.

- A RUPTURED AORTIC VALVEIS CAUSED BY BLUNT TRAUMA.

THE AORTIC VALVE SUPPLIES THEHEART AND THE BODY WITH BLOOD.

WITH DISRUPTIONOF THIS ARTERY,

WHAT CAN HAPPEN IS YOU HAVEA LACK OF BLOOD SUPPLY,

AND IT LEADS TODEATH IMMEDIATELY.

announcer: SALVADOR WASA DRUG DEALING MR. FREEZE.

- DO YOU GOT BROWN BUNNY TODAY?- DO YOU HAVE CASH?

announcer: BUT WHEN ONE OF HISCUSTOMERS TURNED ON HIM--

- EVERYTHING!

announcer:HIS BUSINESS WENT BUST.

[warped ice creamtruck music playing]

announcer:AND HE GOT CREAMED.

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