Blood Eagle

  • Season 3
  • Aired 09/10/2010
  • 17,895 Views

A greedy Viking receives the most notorious Viking punishment/execution in history - the "Blood Eagle."

VIKING KING NYGARD

WAS YOUR TYPICALOVERACHIEVING OLDER BROTHER.

- MY WARRIORS,I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT.

I'M GOING MARAUDING.- HEAR, HEAR!

announcer:BY THE TIME HE WAS 17,

NYGARD WAS RANKEDNUMBER ONE IN "R" AND "P"--

RAPING AND PILLAGING.

- SO WHILE I'M AWAY,

I'LL BE LEAVING EVERYTHINGTO MY FAITHFUL BROTHER MORD.

announcer: LITTLE BROTHERMORD'S CLAIM TO FAME?

HE WAS THE YOUNGEST EVER INTHEIR VILLAGE TO GET SYPHILIS.

- THE VIKINGSWERE SCANDINAVIANS

WHO WENT ABROADAS PIRATES AND RAIDERS.

THE WANDERLUSTOF SEAFARING PEOPLES

MAKES IT POSSIBLE THAT THEYCONTRACTED SOCIAL DISEASES

AND SPREAD ITBACK TO THEIR HOMELAND.

announcer: WITH NYGARD GONE,THE PARTY WAS ON.

- WILL YOU STOP,FOR GOODNESS SAKE?

- GET OUT OF HERE,BOTH OF YA.

announcer: AND WHEN THE QUEENTRIED TO SHUT IT DOWN...

- I AM THE KING HERE NOW.

announcer: MORD THREW HER DOWNAND RAPED HER.

FOR THE NEXT FEW MONTHS,

HE HAD HIS WAYWITH HIS BROTHER'S WIFE

UNTIL...

- WHAT IN THOR'S NAME IS THIS?

GET HIM!

announcer:MORD THOUGHT, AS ALWAYS,

HIS BIG BROTHERWOULD LET NYGARDS BE NYGARDS.

- I'M GONNA TAKE YOUR LIFE.

announcer:NOT THIS TIME.

- I'M GONNA DO ITTHE WORST WAY WE KNOW HOW!

announcer:NYGARD WAS REFERRING SOMETHING

CALLED THE BLOOD EAGLE.

- THE VIKINGS USEDTHE BLOOD EAGLE TO GET REVENGE.

THE BACK WAS SLICEDDOWN THE SPINE.

THEN THE RIBSWERE PRIED AWAY FROM THE SPINE.

- AAH!

- AND THE LUNGSWERE PULLED OUT FROM INSIDE.

- IF YOU DISRUPT THE RIB CAGE

AND YOU BRING THE LUNGSON THE OUTSIDE,

THERE'S NO FORCE IT CAN USEIN ORDER TO EXPAND,

AND THE LUNGSWILL SHRIVEL UP AND SHRINK,

AND YOU CAN'TBRING ANYMORE OXYGEN IN.

announcer:BLOOD'S THICKER THAN WATER...

- HEAR, HEAR!

announcer:BUT MORD SCREWED UP.

GOT YOUR BACK, BRO.

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