Posted on: February 1, 2012
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A man trims his hedges by twirling an electric chainsaw, but strangles on the cord after a bee stings his exposed armpit.
An obnoxious Hipster attempts to steal a steampunk-style ring from a yard sale, only to discover (too late) that it's a 19th century ring-gun.
The binge-drinking wife of a recovering alcoholic eats an ordinarily innocuous common ink cap mushroom at a party and dies from its poison-inducing interaction with alcohol.
A man with a fetish for lactating women mistakenly flashes four female wrestlers, and while he survives the beat-down he gets, he dies from an allergic reaction to breast milk he'd consumed.
A competitor in the World’s Strongest Man competition overexerts himself and blows his bowels straight out of his butt.
A hypochondriac dies on a blind date from a brain-eating amoeba after using tap water in a Neti Pot to clear his sinuses.
A ski instructor and his married conquest accidentally electrocute themselves with an electric blanket during a golden shower
Two members of the new faction in charge of ‘liberated’ Libya, are selling some of Gaddafi's stashed weapons when they explode a canister of mustard gas, cleverly hidden in containers of UN Relief Supplies.
An anti-government extremist in the "sovereign citizen" movement is struck by a runaway tractor-trailer tire during a standoff with the police.
(When a germaphobic, anti-gay protestor is kissed on the cheek by another man, he attempts to sterilize his entire body by immersing himself in ethanol, which results in osmotic alcohol poisoning.