Tow Schmuck

An exploitative tow truck driver is pulling a woman’s broken-down car onto his flatbed with a power winch when the cable snaps and the recoil punctures his skull and brain.

- WAIT, WAIT, WAIT...

WHAT DO YOU THINKYOU'RE DOING?

narrator: EVER HAVEYOUR CAR TOWED?

- THE SIGN'S RIGHT THERE--NO PARKING.

narrator: IT SUCKS,DOESN'T IT?

- THAT SIGN WASN'T THEREEARLIER.

narrator:BUT IT GETS WORSE.

DAVE IS A SCAMMER.

HE PUT THE SIGN UP THERE.

- OH, THE SIGN JUSTMAGICALLY APPEARED

OUT OF NOWHERE, DIDN'T IT?- IT WAS NOT HERE EARLIER.

narrator: THEN HE WOULD SHAKETHE HELPLESS CAR OWNER DOWN

TO RELEASE THE VEHICLE.

- LET ME SEE.

- PLEASE, THAT'S ALL MY MONEYFOR THE REST OF THE WEEK.

- THIS'LL WORK.

- WHAT MOST PEOPLEDON'T KNOW IS

YOU CATCH MEHOOKING YOUR CAR UP,

AND YOU TELL MEYOU CAN'T PAY THE FEE,

I HAVE TO UNHOOK YOUR CAR,BY LAW.

MOST PEOPLE DON'T KNOW THAT.

narrator:DAVE SPENT THE DAY

RIPPING OFF UNSUSPECTINGCUSTOMERS

UNTIL HE CAME UPONA REAL DAMSEL IN DISTRESS.

- THANK YOU SO MUCH.- WHAT'S WRONG?

- IT JUST STARTED TO SMOKE.

- OH, YEAH,THAT'S BAD NEWS.

- SO HOW MUCH IS ITGONNA BE?

- UH, $400.OR I LEAVE IT HERE,

AND YOU CAN, UH, YOU KNOW,TAKE YOUR CHANCES.

- OKAY.- OKAY.

narrator: AND THAT'S WHENALL OF DAVE'S BAD KARMA

CAME BACK TO BITE HIM.

MAKE THAT CRACK HIS ROTTENEGGSHELL SKULL,

KILLING HIM INSTANTLY.

DAVE WAS SO BUSYPERVING OUT

HE ACCIDENTALLY ATTACHEDTHE TOW LINE

TO THE CAR'S STEERING LINKRATHER THAN THE FRONT TOW HOOK.

THE LINK BROKE,SENDING THE HEAVY TOW HOOK

FLYING INTO HIS HEAD

WITH 2,000 POUNDSOF RELEASED TENSION.

- A SEVERE BLOW TO THE HEAD,

IN THIS CASEFROM AN IRON HOOK,

WOULD CRUSH HIS SKULL.

HE'D BE IMMEDIATELYKNOCKED UNCONSCIOUS,

AND VERY QUICKLY DIE.

narrator: DAVE WAS A DOUCHEWHO GOT A BIG KICK

OUT OF TAKING CAR OWNERSFOR A RIDE.

- THAT'S ALL MY MONEY--- THIS'LL WORK.

narrator:BUT THEN HE SCREWED UP...

AND GOT A BIG KICKIN THE HEAD.

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