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The Guru - We Don't Date the Help

Posted on: January 23, 2003 | Views: 28 | Comment

Sucking face with your yoga instructor? What's he really instructing you in, hmmm?

A dancer from India flies to NYC for fame and fortune on the stage, only to discover that his big break will be in a porn flick. Disappointed (and unable to rise to the occasion), he crashes a party a friend told him about and finds himself transformed into a sex guru when he relates the advice his porn costar gave him on the set. 

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elite • people of color • social class • yoga instructor • carbs • snob