Pain Pills And Tattoos Don't Mix

  • Season 3
  • Aired 04/28/2014
  • 2,116 Views

After taking a big spill at a rock concert, a young man's judgment is clouded by the effects of pain medication. In his medicated haze, he decides it's a good idea to get an Elvis tattoo. It isn't.

- SO HOW DID YOU END UP

WITH THIS TATTOOON YOUR BACK?

- IT ALL STARTS--

I GO TO A KID ROCK CONCERTWITH MY COUSIN.

WE GET THERE,AND WE FIND THE LINE

AND WAIT 45 MINUTES OR SOAND GET OUR $12 BEER.

- OOH, I BETTER BE CAREFULWITH THIS.

LET'S GO.

- NOT WANTING TO WASTE ANY OFTHAT BEAUTIFUL GOLDEN GOODNESS,

I'M GINGERLY WALKINGTOWARDS MY SEAT WITH THIS THING.

WE HEADED DOWN THE STAIRS,AND I MISSED A STEP.

- [screams]

[groans]

- OH, NO.SO YOU FELL?

- I FELL.- WHOO!

- AAH!

- LOST MY $12 BEER,OF ALL THINGS,

AND I WOUND UP TEARING LIGAMENTSIN MY RIGHT ANKLE.

- OH, MY GOOD--THAT WAS A SERIOUS FALL.

- AS A RESULT OF THAT,I WOUND UP SITTING AT HOME,

HOPPED UP ON PAINKILLERS,WATCHING ELVIS MOVIES.

- MY ANKLE![groans]

[gurgles]

- I'M SITTING THEREWATCHING A MOVIE,

AND ONE OF MY PARTNERSSHOWS UP.

- OH, MY GOD, HOW LONGHAVE YOU BEEN LIKE THIS?

HEY, I'M GETTING A TATTOO,

AND YOU'RE COMING WITH ME!

- BUT IT'S ELVIS![gasps]

- SO WE GETTO THE TATTOO SHOP.

I'M THUMBINGTHROUGH ALL THE TATTOOS

AND COME ACROSS THIS PICTUREOF ELVIS, OF ALL THINGS.

- PSST, HEY, DON.

- HEY, KING!IT'S ME!

- HEY, MAN, YOU WANTTO HAVE SOME FUN?

- AND IT'S JUST, LIKE,A MESSAGE FROM THE KING.

HE'S TALKING,AND HE'S LIKE--

- HOW ABOUT GETTING A TATTOOOF THE KING ON YOU?

- HE'S TALKING TO ME!

- PAINKILLERS AREJUST AMAZING THINGS.

- YOU'RE DELUSIONALAT THIS POINT.

- YEAH, ELVIS, I DO.I'M GONNA GET YOU ON MY BODY!

I NEED YOU IN ME!

OH, YEAH!

- HEY, DON.

YOU BANGING THAT CHICK?

- SO I WENT OVER,JUMPED IN THE CHAIR,

AND SAID, "LET'S DO THIS."

- DON, WHAT ARE YOULOOKING AT?

- HEY, DON.CHECK IT OUT.

I'M FLOATINGAROUND YOU, MAN.

- HE'S JUSTFLOATING EVERYWHERE

AND SPARKLY,AND MY TATTOO IS DONE.

CALL ME CRAZY, BUT I SWEARHE EVEN WINKED AT ME.

AFTER THE PAINKILLERSFINALLY WORE OFF,

I REALIZED IT DOESN'T LOOKMUCH LIKE THE KING.

EVERYWHERE I GO,ANYBODY WHO SEES IT

MAKES FUN OF ME AND LAUGHS.

I MEAN, IT'S JUST A DISGRACETO THE KING.

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