Toe Jammed

A hospital janitor suffering from “sleeping beauty paraphilia” chokes to death when the reflexes of his unconscious subject knock his false teeth into his throat.

narrator: GUNTHER THE JANITORWORKS THE OVERNIGHT SHIFT

AT THE HOSPITAL.

IS HE LOOKINGFOR A BEDPAN TO EMPTY?

NO.

GUNTHER'S ROAMINGTHE HALLS

SEARCHINGFOR UNCONSCIOUS WOMEN.

WHY?

BECAUSE GUNTHERIS A TWISTED FREAK

WITH A SERIOUS FOOT FETISH.

- YOU MUST BE A DANCER.

narrator: ALL HE NEEDSIS A PATIENT LIKE THIS ONE,

OUT LIKE A LIGHTFROM HEAVY SEDATION,

AND GUNTHER IS FREETO CLIP, FILE, AND POLISH

TO HIS HEART'S CONTENT.

GUNTHERISN'T TOO PICKY, EITHER.

- YOU'RE LOOKIN' BEAUTIFUL.

narrator: AN ELDERLY WOMANAT DEATH'S DOOR

IS JUST ANOTHER OPPORTUNITYTO GO HOG WILD

ON SOME LITTLE PIGGIES.

- SLEEPING BEAUTYPARAPHILIA,

OTHERWISE KNOWNAS SOMNOPHILIA,

IS WHEN AN INDIVIDUALBECOMES SEXUALLY AROUSED

UPON ADMINISTERINGA MANICURE OR PEDICURE

WHILE THE OTHER PERSONIS SLEEPING OR UNCONSCIOUS.

narrator: TONIGHT, GUNTHER'SGOING TO SPEND SOME QUALITY TIME

WITH HIS "SOLE" MATE.

- YOUR FEET ARE PERFECT.

narrator: GERTRUDE HAS BEENIN A COMA FOR WEEKS.

THIS GUY EVEN MAKESHIS OWN FOOT-SHAPED LOLLIPOPS.

GERTRUDE DIDN'T VOLUNTEERFOR THIS WEIRDNESS

AND LASHES BACK...

WITH AN INVOLUNTARY KICK

CALLED THE PATELLAR REFLEX.

- [choking]

- THE KNEE JERK,OR PATELLAR REFLEX,

IS A REFLEX ARC.

IT'S AUTOMATIC

FROM THE TENDONIN YOUR KNEE

TO YOUR SPINAL CORD,THEN BACK TO THE MUSCLE,

CAUSING YOUR KNEE TO KICKRIGHT ON UP,

SOME PEOPLEVERY VIOLENTLY.

narrator: WITH THE LOLLIPOPJAMMED DOWN HIS THROAT,

GUNTHER'S AIR SUPPLYWAS CUT OFF.

THE HUMAN BODYCAN LIVE FOR SEVERAL MINUTES

ON THE OXYGENSTORED IN THE BLOOD.

HE COULD HAVE BEEN SAVED.

BUT SINCE GUNTHERLIKED HIS WOMEN UNCONSCIOUS,

NOBODY WAS AROUNDTO HELP HIM.

HE DIEDTEN MINUTES LATER.

GUNTHER WORKEDTHE NIGHT SHIFT

TO SATISFY HIS FOOT FETISH.

- YOU MUST BE A DANCER.

narrator:WHAT FINALLY STOPPED HIM

WAS A SLEEPING BEAUTY

WHO GAVE HIMA SUCKER PUNCH.

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