Auction Cowboy Outbids Everybody

Ton and Allen encounter a problem when a cowboy look-a-like with bottomless pockets outbids everybody -- without regard for the actual value of each unit.

- OKAY, GUYS,TAKE A LOOK INSIDE.

NOBODY TOUCH.

[laughs]

- YOU CAN INVENTORYWHEN YOU BUY.

- TON CAN TALK ALL HE WANTS.

YOU SEE, THE THING IS,BY NOW,

I KNOWEXACTLY WHAT HE'S THINKING,

AND HE KNOWSWHAT I'M THINKING TOO.

I WANT THAT VINTAGE UNIT,

AND I'M GONNA DOWHATEVER IT TAKES TO GET IT.

- YEARS OF BEINGIN THE AUCTION GAME

HAVE TAUGHT ME THAT FURNITUREIS A QUICK SALE.

BUT THE ONLY PROBLEM IS,IF I WANT IT,

I GOT TO OUTBID ALLEN.

- ALL RIGHT, GUYS.THE FIRST UNIT TO GO HERE.

DO I HAVE AN OPENING BID?200 THERE. NOW 300.

WE'RE LOOKING AT 300,200, 300.

WE'RE LOOKING AT 300.300, WE'RE LOOKING AT 300.

- YEP.- 300 THERE, NOW 400.

300, 400, 400 THERE.- YEP.

- NOW 500,WE'RE LOOKING AT 500.

500 HERE. NOW 600.

WE'RE LOOKING AT 600.500, 600.

WE'RE LOOKING AT 600 THERE.NOW 700.

600, NOW 700.- YEP.

- NOW 800.

- 1,500.- 1,500. 1,500, NOW TRY 1,600.

- YEAH.- 1,500. 1,600.

- YEAH.- NOW 1,700.

1,600, NOW 1,700.

- $2,000.- $2,000 THERE.

2,000, NOW 2,100.WE'RE LOOKING AT 2,100.

2,000, 2,100.ANYBODY ELSE WANT TO GO?

GOING ONCE, TWICE,

YOU GOT IT.2,000.

- THIS DUDE HAS MORE MONEYAND THE LACK OF COMMON SENSE

TO OUTBID EVERYONETILL THE SUN GOES DOWN.

NOW THAT I'M ROLLING SOLO,

THAT MEANS I GOT TO SPENDALL OF MY OWN MONEY,

AND THE RISK IS ON ME.

- SOME NICE ANTIQUE VINTAGEFURNITURE, BROTHERS.

- THAT JACKET IS THE SAME ERAOF THAT FURNITURE, ISN'T IT?

MOVE RIGHT IN THAT UNITAND LIVE THERE.

MY REAL COMPETITION TODAYIS NOT THE TON-SIZED MOSQUITO

THAT KEEPS BUZZINGAROUND MY HEAD.

IT'S YOSEMITE SAM,AND IF TON KEEPS THIS UP,

WE'RE BOTH GOING HOMEEMPTY-HANDED.

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