Stench of Death

Season 3

A flatulent, egomaniacal yoga instructor falls down a flight of stairs and drowns in a meditation pool.

- GOOD MORNING, CLASS,WELCOME TO KICK YOUR BUTT YOGA.

- LOOKINGTO FIND YOUR BLISS?

DON'T LOOK HERE.

- THUMBS ON THE FLOOR.

ON THE FLOOR!- THEY ARE.

- GET THEM DOWN!- THEY'RE DOWN.

- BETTY IS A YOGA TEACHERWHO EMPHASIZES INTENSE PAIN...

- OW!

- OVER INNER PEACE.

- OUCH.- GET THEM DOWN!

- ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY,INTO LOTUS.

WE'RE DOING BREATHING.

- THERE'S ONE ASPECTOF HER CLASS

THAT EXERCISESAN AREA OF THE BODY...

- BREATHE IN.

- NOT NORMALLYASSOCIATED WITH YOGA.

[flatulence]

- SOMETIMES,PEOPLE IN CLASS DO PASS GAS.

I KNOW I HAVE, AND I'M NOTASHAMED TO ADMIT THAT.

WHEN YOU'RE CONTORTINGYOUR BODY IN WAYS

THAT YOU HAVEN'T BEFORE,THERE'S AN ACTUAL POSITION

THAT'S CALLED,"PAVANAMUKTASANA,"

OR, "THE WIND-REMOVINGPOSE."

IT'S SUPPOSED TO HELPWITH FLATULENCE.

- LEGS UP.

[flatulence]

- IF YOU'RE NOT FARTING,

YOU'RE NOTPRACTICING TRUE YOGA.

- BUT THAT'S DISGUSTING.

- THAT'S THE WRONG THING TO SAYIN THIS BOMB DROPPER'S CLASS.

[flatulence]- OH.

[whimpering]

[flatulence]

- FINALLY, BETTY GOESBOTTOMS UP AND CLEARS THE ROOM.

- HEY,WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

NO, NO, NO,STOP, STOP, STOP, STOP.

- THIS IS RIDICULOUS.

- STAY, STAY, STAY, STAY,WATCH, I GOT ONE MORE POSE.

WATCH, WATCH, WATCH.

THIS IS GONNA RELEASEYOUR CHAKRA, I--

NO, NO, NO, NO, NO,NO, NO, NO.

LOOK, LOOK, LOOK,PLEASE, PLEASE STAY.

PLEASE STAY,AAH!

- BETTY WENT FROMPASSING WIND TO SUCKING WATER,

KNOCKED OUT COLDIN THE MEDITATION POOL.

- SHE UNCONSCIOUS AND BREATHEDIN WATER, INTO HER LUNGS,

CAUSING HYPOXIA.

MEANING, HER BODY COULDN'T USEANY OF THE OXYGEN THAT SHE HAD

AND COULDN'T GET RIDOF THE CARBON DIOXIDE

THAT WAS ALREADYIN HER BODY.

SO, ONCE HER BRAIN AND HEARTWERE NOT GETTING ENOUGH OXYGEN,

IT TOOK AROUND FOUR TO FIVEMINUTES FOR HER TO DIE.

- GET DOWN!- OKAY.

- BETTY WAS A YOGA NAZIWHO TURNED HER CLASS

INTO GAS WARFARE.

[flatulence]

SHE LOST HER STUDENTS,BUT IN THE END,

SHE INVENTED A NEW POSE.

- AAH!

- DOWNWARD FACING DEAD.

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