Cloudy With A Chance Of Pain

  • Season 3
  • Aired 03/16/2011
  • 9,385 Views

A Russian mail-order-bride "pimp" is taking one of his girls to the airport when large chunks of cement fall from the sky and crush him thanks to cloud-seeding technology.

announcer: TINA AND SASHAARE RUSSIAN PROSTITUTES

WHO WORK FOR ANASTY PIMP NAMED DMITRI.

- [speaking Russian]

announcer: HE KEPT THEMUNDER LOCK AND KEY

UNTIL THEIRSERVICES WERE NEEDED.

NO MATTER WHATCOUNTRY YOU WORK IN,

THE PIMP GAMEIS ALWAYS THE SAME.

- WELL, THE NATURE OFA PIMP IS TO GET MONEY.

BOTTOM LINEIS DOLLAR SIGN.

SO WE WAKE UPTHINKING ABOUT

SENDING A HOOUT THE DOOR.

TO GETSOME MORE.

HERE IN AMERICA, WHEREA WOMAN CHOOSES TO BE WITH US,

SHE CAN COMEAND GO AT WILL.

AS OPPOSEDTO RUSSIA.

I THINK IT'S MORE OFA FORCED TYPE OF SITUATION.

announcer:IT WAS SASHA'S TURN

TO GETHER JOHN ON.

BUT BEFORE DMITRICOULD GET IN THE CAR--

[loud crash,breaking glass]

- AAH!

[loud crash,breaking glass]

announcer:THE FREAKIEST RAINSTORM

IN MOSCOW'S HISTORYCAME DOWN HARD

ON THEABUSIVE PIMP.

- AAH!

announcer:DMITRI HAD JUST FALLEN VICTIM

TO A CLOUD SEEDINGEXPERIMENT GONE BAD.

- CLOUD SEEDING IS PURSUEDBY GOVERNMENT AGENCIES.

TO ALTER THE RATEAT WHICH RAIN IS PRODUCED.

THE TWO MOST COMMONSUBSTANCES USED

ARE DRY ICE,AND SILVER IODIDE.

IT CAUSES THE LIQUID WATERTO FREEZE ON CONTACT.

announcer: RUSSIA WAS IN THEMIDST OF A TERRIBLE DROUGHT.

THE GOVERNMENT WASSO DESPERATE FOR RAIN,

THEY TRIEDA NEW TECHNIQUE,

BY THROWING BAGS OFQUICK DRY CEMENT INTO THE MIX.

THE IDEA WAS,IT WOULD HELP

THE BONDING PROCESSIN FORMING ICE CRYSTALS.

THE EXPERIMENTWAS A FAILURE.

HOUSES, CARS,AND DMITRI'S SKULL...

GOT POUNDEDINTO A PULP.

BY CHUNKS OF CONCRETEINSTEAD OF RAIN.

DMITRI'S STRANGEAND IMPROBABLE DEATH

PROVED ONE THING.

EVEN IN MOSCOW,

[speaking Russian]

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