Socket To Me

  • Season 3
  • Aired 03/30/2011
  • 86,600 Views

A man chokes to death on the glass eye of his amputee lover

WHAT PEOPLE DOIN THE PRIVACY OF THEIR HOME

IS THEIR OWN BUSINESS.

IT'S NOT RIGHT TO JUDGE.

UNLESS WE'RE TALKINGABOUT CHESTER.

- DEVON.- COME ON IN.

announcer: HE'S AACROTOMOPHILIAC.

- CAN I SEE IT?

announcer: HE LIKES TOHAVE SEX WITH AMPUTEES.

CHESTER SPENT ALL HIS TIMEONLINE,

TRYING TO HOOK UPWITH AMPUTEES.

HE HIT THE JACKPOTWITH DEVON.

- CAN I TOUCH IT?- YEAH.

announcer: A CAR ACCIDENTTOOK HER ARM,

BUT DEVON'S LOSSWAS CHESTER'S GAIN.

- [laughs]

announcer: HE WAS INSEVERED HEAVEN.

- THE ACROTOMOPHILIACIS INTERESTED SEXUALLY

IN PEOPLE WHO ARE AMPUTATED.

THERE IS ACTUALLYSTUMP WORSHIP.

MANY TIMESTHEY CALL IT "STUMP HUMPING."

YOU LICK IT, YOU LOVE IT,

YOU JUST GO TO TOWNON IT.

announcer: DEVON WAS ALREADYA DREAM COME TRUE.

- OH, I WISH THERE WASSOMETHING ELSE MISSING.

- WELL, TODAY ISYOUR LUCKY DAY.

announcer: BUT THEN SHE SHOWEDHIM A WHOLE NEW HOLE TO EXPLORE.

CHESTER WAS ON FIRE.

- OH, YEAH!

announcer: HE BANGED HISBANGED-UP BEAUTY FOR HOURS...

- OH!

announcer: UNTIL EXHAUSTED.

- DO YOU THINK I CANUSE YOUR SHOWER?

- YEAH.

announcer:AFTER CLEANING UP,

DEVON GOT THE SHOCKOF A LIFETIME.

CHESTER WAS DEAD.

- OH! WAKE UP!

announcer: HERE'S HOWIT WENT DOWN.

WHEN DEVON POPPEDHER FAKE EYE...

- OH!

announcer: SHE PUT ITIN A GLASS OF WATER.

AFTER THEIR EXHAUSTINGSTUMP HUMPING SESSION,

CHESTER WAS THIRSTY.

HE TOOK A DRINK AND GOTA MOUTHFUL OF EYE CANDY.

- [choking]

- ONCE A GLASS EYE GETSLODGED IN THE WINDPIPE,

YOU CAN START GETTING FRANTICAND START BREATHING--

TRYING TO BREATHE FASTERAND HARDER.

THE MUSCLESTARTS CONTRACTING,

AND THAT'S EXACTLYTHE WRONG THING TO DO

BECAUSE THE MUSCLE CAN STARTPUSHING THE GLASS EYE

FURTHER AND FURTHER DOWN,

SO IT GETS SOCKED INEVEN MORE STRONGLY.

announcer: CHESTER LOOKED DEATHSTRAIGHT IN THE EYE,

AND THEN SWALLOWED IT WHOLE.

- AAH!

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