Crying Over Spilled Guts

An ex-con in a sanitation work release program finally agrees to do some work when he loses control of a dumpster and it rolls out of control and pins him to a wall, which causes his guts to spill when it is removed.

GET A LOADOF THIS UGLY MUG.

HIS NAME IS CARMINE.

HE'S A WISE GUY WHO TOOK A FALLFOR THE DON,

SO HE'S BEEN SERVINGA TWO-YEAR SENTENCE

FOR ASSAULT AND BATTERY.

- WE FIND THAT YOU ARESUFFICIENTLY REHABILITATED

TO GO OUTON A WORK-RELEASE PROGRAM.

- CARMINE HAD CONVINCEDEVERYONE

HE WAS READYTO CLEAN UP HIS ACT.

SO THE DON CALLED INA FAVOR

AND GOT CARMINE A JOBCLEANING UP THE STREETS.

BUT CARMINE HAD NO INTENTIONOF GETTING HIS HANDS DIRTY.

- HEY, THIS IS HOWIT'S GONNA BE.

YOU'RE GONNA DRIVE THE TRUCK.

YOU'RE GONNA TAKE OUTTHE TRASH.

AND ME,I'M GONNA SUPERVISE.

- YEAH, RIGHT.

- WHEN THE PROBATION OFFICERGO OUT

TO CHECK ON A DEFENDANT,

AND IF THE DEFENDANTIS NOT DOING HIS JOB,

THEN HE CAN GET VIOLATEDAND RETURNED BACK TO COURT.

THEY CAN GET THEMSELVESRIGHT BACK INTO SQUARE ONE,

WHICH MEANS PRISON.

- ARE YOU GONNA HELP MEWITH THIS ONE?

- NOPE.

- CARMINE DID A LOT OF... SUPERVISING.

BUT HE WAS QUICK TO SINGA DIFFERENT TUNE

AROUND HIS PROBATIONOFFICER.

- THINGS HAVE BEEN GREATFOR THE LAST TWO WEEKS.

LET ME SHOW YOUWHAT I'VE BEEN DOING.

- AS HE WAS SHOWING OFF

HOW HARD HE WORKED,

CARMINE'S CO-WORKERWAS TALKING.

CARMINE MIGHT HAVE BEENA WISE GUY,

BUT HE WASN'T TOO SMART.

PERHAPS IF HE HADACTUALLY DONE

SOME OF THE HARD LABOR,

CARMINE WOULD HAVE KNOWNHOW TO LOCK

THE DUMPSTER'S WHEELSIN PLACE.

- AAH!

[Carmine groaning]

- HEY...BADA BING, BADA BOOM.

- THIS DUMPSTER WEIGHED500 POUNDS.

IT HAD 300 POUNDSOF GARBAGE INSIDE IT.

IT WAS TRAVELING ATOVER 15 MILES PER HOUR.

THIS IS MORE THAN12,000 UNITS OF FORCE.

WHEN THE SHARP SECTIONON THE DUMPSTER

HIT THIS MAN'S MIDRIFF,IT CAUSED THE GUT TO RUPTURE.

AND ALL THE CONTENTS WOULDJUST GET EXTRUDED OUT.

AND HE EFFECTIVELY EXPLODEDTO DEATH.

- CARMINE MADE PAROLE,

AND WENT BACKTO HIS BAD BEHAVIOR.

HE HAD NO INTENTIONOF TAKING OUT THE TRASH,

SO THE TRASH...

- AAH!

- TOOK HIM OUT!

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