'So You Want A Tattoo For Your 18th Birthday?'

  • Season 2
  • Aired 03/18/2014
  • 11,668 Views

This birthday girl got a tattoo of her favorite marionette during her eighteenth birthday party. But when the artist took some liberties with the design, her birthday was ruined.

- ALL RIGHT, GIRL.

HOW DID YOU END UPWITH THIS THING?

- I TOLD YOU, IT'S NOT MY FAULT.

I WAS A SENIOR IN HIGH SCHOOL.

MY PARENTS SAID I COULD HAVE

A PARTY FOR MY 18TH BIRTHDAYAS LONG AS THEY WERE THERE.

WE'RE KINDOF A CONSERVATIVE FAMILY,

SO THEY HAD TO SUPERVISE.

I'D JUST STARTED DATINGTHIS ASPIRING TATTOO ARTIST.

FOR MY 18TH BIRTHDAY,HE TOLD ME...

- I GOT A SURPRISE FOR YOU.

IT'S IN MY PANTS.

RIGHT?

- I WAS EXCITED,AND MY ENDORPHINS WERE PUMPING.

I WAS READY.SO I HAD TO HAVE MY BEST FRIEND

KIND OF DISTRACT MY PARENTS.

- WHOA![applause]

- WE END UP GOINGIN THE BEDROOM.

- SO, BABE, WHAT DO YOU WANTFOR YOUR TATTOO?

- I ACTUALLY COLLECTEDMARIONETTES, SO HE TOLD ME THAT,

OKAY, YEAH, I'LL GIVE YOU, LIKE,A MARIONETTE

THAT'S KIND OF LIKE YOU...

- BUT I'M GONNA KIND OF DOMY OWN THING ON IT,

SO I DON'T WANT YOUTO LOOK UNTIL IT'S DONE.

ALL RIGHT?- I TOTALLY TRUSTED HIM.

HE ACTUALLY HAD ONEOF HIS FRIENDS HOLD UP A SHIRT

SO I COULDN'T SEE MY TATTOOWHILE HE WAS DOING IT.

BUT 45 MINUTES AFTER,IT WAS DONE.

AND IT WAS TIME FOR, YOU KNOW,THE BIG REVEAL.

SO EVERYBODY GATHERED AROUND...

all: THREE, TWO, ONE!

- HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BABE!

- [screaming]

OH, MY GOD!WHAT DID YOU DO?

GET OUT!- HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BABE!

- I KICKED EVERYBODYOUT OF MY HOUSE.

HE KILLED MY MARIONETTE DOLL ANDCHOPPED OFF SOME OF HER LIMBS.

- DAMN!

THAT'S SOME SERIAL KILLER STUFFRIGHT THERE, MAN.

- MY PARENTS HEARD MESCREAMING...

- OH, MY LITTLE GIRL.

- IT'S A MARIONETTEON HER PERIOD!

[all weeping]

- AND THEY GROUNDED METILL GRADUATION.

- OH, MY GOD, GIRL.

- AND I CAN'T BE SCARING LITTLEKIDS WITH A DEAD GIRL ON ME.

- YOU NEED TO GET IT COVERED UP.

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