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Loco Melones

Posted on: July 22, 2003 | Views: 120 | Comment

In a local market, two old ladies fight for the last melon, which happens to be half price. As they scramble for it, it lands in another basket--that of an older man who's confused by the situation. The old ladies, consumed with competition, look the old man up and down and instantly fight over him. Terrified, the old man runs for his life as the two old biddies chasing behind him. 

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shopper • chase • grocery store • shopping • fruit