Wet And Dry

A narcissistic bodybuilder "dry drowns" - which occurs when one drowns hours after taking water into the lungs.

PEOPLE WILL PAY FORTHE STRANGEST THINGS.

- GOOD THINGYOU BROUGHT THE MONEY.

LET'S GO.

WHO'S YOUR MOMMY?

- YOU'RE MY MOM.- SAY IT, MEAN IT.

- YOU'RE MY MOM.

- THIS WIMPY FREAK SPENDSA GOOD PART OF HIS PAYCHECK

TO BE MANHANDLEDBY MUSCLE-BOUND WOMEN.

- MOMMY!- SHE'S NOT HERE.

- IT'S A FETISH CALLEDCRATOLAGNIA.

- MOMMY![groans]

- SHE-MAN LYDIAPUMPED UP HER BODY

AND BUILT UPA LUCRATIVE BUSINESS

BY BRINGING A BUNCH OFMOMMY'S BOYS

TO ORGASMIC BLISS.

- YOU'RE A GREEK GODDESS.

AAH!

- LYDIA TOOK GREAT PLEASURE

HUMILIATING HER GIRLY-MANCLIENTELE.

- OH...OH!

- CRATOLAGNIA IS WHEN SOMEONE'SSEXUALLY AROUSED

BY THE DISPLAY OF STRENGTH

AND HAVE A NEED TO FEELOVERPOWERED BY A FEMALE.

THE MORE TYPICAL KIND OF GUYIS A SMALLER GUY.

THEY LOVE MUSCULARITY,THE LOOK OF IT, THE FEEL OF IT.

DO YOU WANT ME TO POSE?

- COME IN.- LYDIA'S BEST CUSTOMER

WAS A FREAK NAMED HANK...

- IS THIS WHATYOU WANNA SEE?

- OH, DEFINITELY!

- I'LL SQUISH THIS RIGHTBETWEEN MY THUNDER THIGHS.

- WHO PAID EXTRA FOR HIS GODDESSTO DRESS UP

A PERFORM DISTURBING ACTSWITH FRUIT.

- YOU READY FOR THIS?

[grunting]

- HANK WAS GETTINGALL HOT AND BOTHERED

WATCHING LYDIA'S THUNDER THIGHS

SQUEEZE THE LIFEOUT OF A WATERMELON.

[Lydia coughing]

BUT THEN MYSTERIOUSLY...

- ARE YOU OKAY?

- THE LIFE WAS SQUEEZEDOUT OF LYDIA.

- OH, GOD, OH, GOD!

[panting]

- A DAY OF WORKING OVER WIMPS

CAN TAKE A TOLLON A WORKING GIRL.

BEFORE HANK SHOWED UP,

LYDIA TOOK A RELAXING BATH.

TO HELP UNWIND,SHE POPPED SOME MUSCLE RELAXERS

AND DRANK SOME WINE.

SHE GOT A LITTLE TOO RELAXED

AND PASSED OUT LONG ENOUGHTO BREATHE IN

A BIG LUNGFUL OF WATER.

[Lydia coughingÑ

WHAT HAPPENED TO HER NEXT

IS A CONDITIONKNOWN AS DRY DROWNING.

- OUR SUBJECT WAS BATHINGIN SOAPY BATHWATER

AND LITERALLY INHALEDAND CHOKED.

SHE DID NOT DIE SUDDENLY.

THIS IRRITANT IN THE LUNG

CONTINUED TO CAUSEINFLAMMATION OF THE ALEVOLI,

CAUSING FURTHER FLUIDFROM INSIDE OF THE BODY

TO FLOOD THE ALEVOLI.

SO SHE LITERALLY DROWNEDON HER OWN SECRETIONS.

narrator: THE BURLYAND NOT VERY GIRLY LYDIA

GOT PAID OFF BY MAKINGWIMPY MEN GET OFF.

- WHO'S YOUR MOMMY?

- WHEN SHE STUPIDLY MIXEDDRUGS AND ALCOHOL,

LYDIA STARTED FLAPPINGLIKE A BEACHED WHALE...

- [wheezing and gasping]

- AND DROWNED ON DRY LAND.

- OH, GOD, OH, GOD!

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