R & RIP

  • Season 3
  • Aired 02/08/2012
  • 11,821 Views

Three friends are horsing around with a giant tire and wooden ramp/jump when one of them breaks right through the ramp and dies from a 6-inch nail that punctures both the tire and his skull.

KYLE, MATT, AND CLARKWAS SUPPOSED TO BE WORKING.

- READY TO HAUL SOME JUNK?

announcer: THEY WERE GETTINGPAID TO CLEAN UP THIS DUMP SITE.

- LET'S HAVE A LITTLE FUN,MAN.

- TALLYHO!

announcer: BUT THERE WASA LOT MORE MESSING AROUND

THAN CLEANING.

- I'M THE KING OF THE WORLD!WHOO!

announcer: A LOT OF GUYSIN THEIR 20s

HAVE A MISGUIDED SENSEOF IMMORTALITY.

- INCOMING!

announcer: THEY FEEL NOTHINGTHEY DO WILL HARM THEM.

- VERY OFTEN,HORMONES PLAY A PART

IN ESPECIALLYADOLESCENT BEHAVIORS.

EVOLUTIONARILY SPEAKING,

TESTOSTERONE SHOWS UPBECAUSE OF TWO REASONS:

ONE, TO MATE,OR TWO, TO EXPRESS DOMINANCE.

TESTOSTERONE IS LIKE A FUEL.

AND SO YOU POUR THAT FUELON THE FIRE OF ADOLESCENCE

AND YOU GETDANGEROUS, UH, ACTIVITY.

announcer: THE YOUNG IMMORTALSDECIDED TO THROTTLE UP

THEIR RISKY BUSINESS WITHTHE HELP OF AN OLD TRUCK TIRE...

- OKAY, MAN!LET'S DO THIS!

announcer:AND A MAKESHIFT RAMP.

- THREE, TWO, ONE,- BLAST OFF!

YEAH!

[screaming]

announcer: MATT PASSEDTHE STUPID TEST UNSCATHED.

- THAT WAS FREAKING AWESOME.

- WHOO!

- YEAH!

announcer: NEXT UP, CLARK.

- [screams]

announcer: BUT HE WASN'TSO LUCKY.

- OH, MY GOD.- CLARK, CLARK.

- OH, MY GOSH!CLARK, ARE YOU OKAY?

- COME DOWN, MAN.

- HEY, CLARK.- CALL 911!

announcer: ROLLING OVERTHE RAMP

EXPOSED 2 9-INCHFRAMING NAILS.

1 OF THE NAILS PENETRATEDTHE 4-INCH RUBBER TIRE

WITH PLENTY LEFT OVERTO GO THROUGH

CLARK'S THICK SKULL.

- NOW, ONCE A NAIL PIERCEDTHE NAPE OF THE NECK

AFTER PASSING THROUGH SKIN,A SUBCUTANEOUS TISSUE,

IT CAME IN CONTACTWITH THE SPINAL CORD,

RIPPING RIGHT THROUGH THATAND THE MEDULLA.

THIS DISRUPTED HIS CARDIACAND RESPIRATION FUNCTIONS,

AND HE DIEDFROM NEUROGENIC SHOCK.

announcer: MORTALITY CAN BEA REAL BITCH.

CLARK LOST HIS LIFE,AND MATT...

- NO!

announcer: HIS MIND.

- WHY?[sobbing]

HE WAS LIKE A BROTHER TO ME!

HE WAS A BROTHER TO ME!

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