Hack Attack

  • Season 4
  • Aired 03/19/2012
  • 24,836 Views

A computer hacker's attempt to hack his own pacemaker goes wrong when the signal gets picked up by a neighbor's video-game controller.

- UH-OH, A FAT SLOB.

A DISGUSTING MESS,JUNK FOOD EVERYWHERE.

IT ALL ADDS UP TO--THIS GUY IS A COMPUTER HACKER.

- [laughs]

- ALTON IS FIRING UPHIS HIGH-TECH TOYS

AND GOING FORTHE ULTIMATE HACK--

HIS OWN PACEMAKER.

WHY?

BECAUSE IT'S NEVERBEEN DONE BEFORE.

- WE'RE GOING INTO THE HEART DRIVE.

[monitor beeps]

- OH, OH.

OH, OH, OH, MAN.

OH, WE ARE IN.

- AND NOW, HE CAN JACK UPHIS HEART RATE...

- 61, 160, 168--

[laughs]

- OR SLOW IT DOWNTO A CRAWL.

- I COULD GO TO SLEEPRIGHT...NOW.

- BUT, THEN HIS HACKGETS WET.

- OH, OH, OH, OH,WAIT A MINUTE.

AAH!

AAH!

- YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.THAT'S RIGHT, CRAB-FACE.

- JOHNNY, THE GAMER NEXT DOOR,IS USING A WIRELESS REMOTE

TO CONTROL HIS VIDEO GAMES.- YO, COME ON, WHAT?

- BUT THE SIGNALSHAVE GOTTEN CROSSED,

AND NOW JOHNNY'S CONTROLLINGALTON'S PACEMAKER.

- [screams]

- AAH!

- WHEN JOHNNYGETS BLOWN AWAY...

- JOHNNY,WHAT'S GOING ON THERE?

JOHNNY,GET OFF THE COMPUTER.

- MOM, SHUT UP.

[monitor beeps]

- SO DOES ALTON.

HACKING HIS PACEMAKERLEFT IT VULNERABLE

TO ANY OTHER WIRELESSDEVICE OUT THERE,

INCLUDING JOHNNY'SGAME CONTROLLER.

IT SENT OUT SIGNALSTHE PACEMAKER INTERPRETED

AS COMMANDS TO SPEED UPOR SLOW DOWN.

HIS HEART WENT INTOVENTRICULAR FIBRILLATION,

A SERIESOF IRREGULAR CONTRACTIONS.

IN ALTON'S CASE,IT CAUSED CARDIAC ARREST

AND THEN DEATH.

- 168!

[laughs]

- ALTON WAS A HACKERWHO HACKED HIS OWN TICKER.

THEN A GAMER TOOK OVER,AND HIS TICKER WENT QUICKER.

- GOD!

- THE GAMER GROANED.

BUT, IT WAS ALTON...

WHO GOT OWNED.

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