Mirror Mirror

  • Season 3
  • Aired 07/11/2011
  • 14,187 Views

A bitchy clean freak bleeds to death when she accidentally breaks a mirror.

announcer:SARAH HAD TWO FIRM,

WELL-ROUNDEDPOSITIVE FEATURES,

AND ONE HUGE NEGATIVE.

- WHEN YOU USE THE REFRIGERATOR,CLEAN THE HANDLE.

THAT IS ALL I'M ASKING.

announcer:SHE HAD O.C.D.--

OBSESSIVE-COMPULSIVE DISORDER.

- YOU'RE A PSYCHO.

- MOST PEOPLEWITH O.C.D.--

THAT'S ABOUT, MM, LIKE5 MILLION PEOPLE IN AMERICA--

KNOW WHAT THEY'RE DOINGIS IRRATIONAL,

BUT IF THEY DO STOPTHE RITUALS,

THEIR ANXIETY GOES UP.

ANXIETY BUILDS,

COMPULSION, POOF,BRINGS IT DOWN.

ANXIETY BUI--IT'S JUSTTHIS MADDENING, MADDENING LOOP.

announcer:SARAH WAS A CLEAN GIRL

LOCKED IN BATTLEWITH A DIRTY, DIRTY WORLD.

- ROSIE!

[vacuum humming]

announcer:WHEN SHE SPOTTED A COBWEB,

SHE HIT THE ROOF.

1000 WAYS TO DIETIME-OUT.

DO YOU THINK WE'LL EVERGET SOMEONE UP ON A LADDER

AND NOT HAVE THEMFALL OFF?

[gasps]

[laughs]NOT ON MY WATCH.

MIRACULOUSLY, SARAH SURVIVED.

- WHAT A MESS.

announcer: THE BRUISEDAND BATTERED SARAH

GOT BACKTO HER OBSESSIVE CLEANING,

UNTIL A PAININ HER ARMPIT

BECAME IMPOSSIBLETO IGNORE.

- OH!

[gasps]

[screaming]

[gasping]

- WHEN THE GLASS SHARD

ENTERED THIS WOMAN'SAXILLARY ARTERY,

IT CAUSED PUNCTURE.

HOWEVER, THIS GLASSALSO PLUGGED THE HOLE.

AS SHE PULLEDTHE SHARD OUT,

EFFECTIVELY,SHE UNPLUGGED THE HOLE,

AND THE BLOODNOW STARTED GUSHING OUT,

AND SHE ULTIMATELYLOST HER BLOOD PRESSURE

AND DROPPED DEAD.

announcer: ISN'T IT IRONIC

THAT A WOMAN WHOWAS SO DETERMINED

TO WIPE THE WORLD CLEANOF DIRT AND GERMS...

- [gasping]

announcer: WOUND UP LEAVING...

- [screaming]

announcer: A REALLY...

BIG...

MESS?

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