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Frankz & Beans in Sperm Warfare!

Posted on: June 6, 2001 | Views: 80 | Comment

A very funny and knowledgeable tribute to the comedy silent shorts of yesteryear, their tropes like pie fights and cops, and their stars (especially Laurel and Hardy) -- juxtaposed with some realities of today (some cold and harsh). The musical score is perfect. Recommended.

Frankz and Beans, two lovable ne'er-do-wells, don't know where their next meal is coming from. After run-ins with modern-day lesbians and gang-bangers, they decide to open up their own version of a fertility clinic. What follows is best described as the equivalent of the classic pie fight. In the grand tradition of my last short, Sunday's Game, Frankz & Beans is the latest addition to a brand-new genre of cinema—the Squirm-Film. 

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gross • silent • beating • fighting • sex • nun • police • sperm • gang • baby • kissing • caught • masturbation • scam • hollywood • injury • partner • Doctor