Night Of The Living Deadbeat

  • Season 3
  • Aired 08/15/2011
  • 14,298 Views

A pair of too-old trick-or-treaters annoy their neighbors on Halloween until one of them is engulfed in flames because of silly string.

YOU WANT TO MEETTWO PEOPLE EASY TO HATE?

[knock on door]

- TRICK OR TREAT!

announcer: HOW ABOUT 2:00 A.M.TRICK OR TREATERS?

- HEY, HEY, HEY.

DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS?

announcer: ZACK AND ANGELAHAD TAKEN

A DETOUR FROM A DRUNKENHALLOWEEN PARTY.

- COME ON, OLD MAN!WHAT IS HE--

- OH, MY.

LET'S GET HIM.- YEAH.

announcer: LUCKY FOR THEM,

THEY'D BROUGHT ALONGA BAG OF TRICKS.

- THE TRICK OR TREAT PHRASEIS A VERY AMERICAN THING.

IN SCOTLAND AND IRELAND,THEY WOULD GO "GUISING,"

WHICH WAS GETTING DRESSED UPAND GOING DOOR TO DOOR

FOR SWEETS.

AROUND THE 1950s,TEENAGERS OF THE UNITED STATES

TOOK THAT TRICK SIDEAND RAN WITH IT.

announcer: THE TWO VANDALSSTARTED

WITH TP-INGTHE PROPERTY...

- GO FASTER.

announcer: MOVED ONTO SOME MALICIOUS

JACK-O'-LANTERN STOMPING...- [grunts]

announcer: AND THEN COVEREDTHE OLD MAN'S HOUSE

WITH AEROSOL STRING.

AREN'T THEY CUTE?

ANGELA SCOOPED UPTHE MAIN INGREDIENT

FOR THEIR SPECIALTY.

- LET'S SEE WHATOLD FIDO LEFT FOR US.

announcer: THE OLD FLAMING BAGOF DOGGIE POOP TRICK.

- WHOA!- ZACK!

[overlapping screaming]

OH, MY GOD![screams]

- AH! AH! AH!

- OPEN THE DOOR!

OPEN IT!

- WHAT PRIMARILY MAKESSTRING FLAMMABLE

IS ACTUALLY THE MIXTUREOF SOLVENTS.

THE ORGANIC SOLVENTSTHAT ARE MIXED IN

ARE SERVING TO REALLYPREVENT THE STRING

FROM POLYMERIZINGUNTIL IT'S LAUNCHED

OUT OF THE CANISTER.

SINCE HE WAS FRESHLY COVERED,THE STRING WOULD STILL

BE WET WITH THISFLAMMABLE SOLVENT

AND HE'D CATCH ON FIRE.

announcer: TO MAKETHINGS WORSE,

ZACK'S SKELETON COSTUMEWAS MADE OUT OF POLYESTER,

WHICH IS HIGHLY FLAMMABLEAND BURNS HOTTER

THAN ANY OTHER FABRIC.

HE WAS ENGULFED IN FLAMESIN A MATTER OF SECONDS

AND BURNED TO DEATHSOON AFTER.

ZACK AND ANGELA GOT THEIR YUKSAT OTHERS' EXPENSE.

- [grunts]

announcer: DIDN'T THEY KNOWTRICKS...

ARE FOR ANYONE UNDERTHE AGE OF 16?

- OH, YEAH!

announcer: IN OTHER WORDS...

- WHOA!- OH, MY GOD!

- AH!

announcer: KIDS.

- HELP!OPEN THE DOOR!

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