Uzi-Daisy

Season 3 2:13

A guy trying to play a gun-recoil prank on his hot girlfriend ends up being speared by a falling tree limb as a result.

- OKAY, NOW HOLD UP.

LET ME GET THIS CAMERA ON YOU.- [giggling]

- LIKE MOST GUYS,DEACON LOVED BREASTS.

AND GUNS.

- OW! GOD!

- HEE-HEE-HOO!

- HE COMBINED HIS TWO PASSIONSBY MAKING VIDEOS

OF TRIGGER-SQUEEZING HOTTIES.

AND POSTING THEM ONLINE.

- YEAH, YOU LOOK GOOD.

- GIRLS AND GUNS VIDEOARE AN INTERNET SENSATION.

THERE'S ONE OUT THEREWITH OVER 14 MILLION HITS.

- YEAH, THAT'S WHATI'M TALKING ABOUT, BABE!

- THE AMOUNT OF MONEY YOU CANMAKE OFF USER-GENERATED CONTENT

IS LIMITED ONLY BY HOW POPULARYOUR VIDEOS REALLY ARE.

OUR VIDEOS GENERATE 40 MILLIONVIEWS IN FIVE YEARS.

WE CAN MAKE A MONEY FROM BANNERSABOVE THE VIDEO,

ADS ON THE VIDEOS THEMSELVES.

CERTAIN VIDEO SITES GIVEA CERTAIN AMOUNT OF MONEY

JUST FOR DIRECTING TRAFFICTO YOUR VIDEOS.

- IT WAS A SHOT AT VIRAL STARDOMFOR HIS FEMALE FRIENDS

LIKE TANYA.

- OW, MY SHOULDER!

- AND PETULA.

- [chuckling]

- AND IRMA.

WITH HIS TRUSTY HANDYCAM,DEACON TRANSFORMED

INTO THE FAMOUS DIRECTORCECIL B. PERVERTED.

- MAKE SURE YOU KEEPYOUR SHOULDERS NICE AND LOOSE.

YOU DON'T WANNA STRAINTHAT BACK OF YOURS.

THEN JUST LET 'ER RIP.

- THE COMBINATION OF IRMAAND AN UZI

TURNEDINTO A REAL BOOB BURNER.

- [scream]

- [gasp]

- [scream]

- A 30-POUND BRANCHFALLING 30 FEET

HITS THE CHEST AT 30 MILES ANHOUR WITH TREMENDOUS MOMENTUM,

PENETRATING THE CHEST WALLAND LACERATING THE HEART,

CAUSING CATASTROPHIC INTERNALHEMORRHAGE,

DROPPING THE BLOOD PRESSURE,

AND ULTIMATELY DEATHOF THE SUBJECT.

- DEACON THOUGHT HE'D JUMPON THE GIRLS AND GUNS

INTERNET BANDWAGON.

- HOO!

- HE COULD MAKESOME SERIOUS CASH

IF HE GOT ENOUGH HITS.

BUT THEN HE GOT A HIT...HE WASN'T LOOKING FOR.

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