Fire In The Hole

  • Season 3
  • Aired 08/15/2011
  • 11,085 Views

The head of a prison's Aryan brotherhood gets a nasty surprise when he tries to have a V40 mini-grenade smuggled to him in the butt of a new inmate.

THIS IS CASPER.

HE'S THE LEADEROF THE BROTHERHOOD--

A NATIONWIDE NEO-NAZI GANGHE RUNS FROM HIS CELL

IN A FLORIDA STATE PRISON.

- WE ARE THE MASTER RACE.

announcer: CASPER'S HATREDOF BLACKS

HAD TURNED THE PRISONINTO A POWDER KEG.

THE WORD WAS THEY WEREPLANNING TO KILL HIM.

CASPER NEEDED TO GET OUT...

- CLOSING 17!

announcer: BEFOREHE WAS CARRIED OUT.

- TYPICALLY, IN PRISON,GANGS ARE DIVIDED BY RACE

FOR PROTECTION REASONS MOSTLY.

IF THEY DON'T JOIN THE GANG,THEY'RE GONNA BE LOCKED DOWN

24 HOURS A DAYFOR THEIR OWN SAFETY.

1% OF THE PRISON'S POPULATIONIS PART

OF A WHITE SUPREMACY GROUP,

YET 21% OF ALL MURDERSWITHIN PRISONS

ARE ATTRIBUTED TO THAT GROUP.

[keypad beeps]

announcer: CASPER HADAN ESCAPE PLAN,

BUT HE NEEDED HELP.

- YEAH?

- ARE YOU READY TO STAND UPFOR THE BROTHERHOOD?

- WHITE POWDER!

announcer: THAT'S WHEREDARREN CAME IN.

- DID YOU JUST SAY"WHITE POWDER"?

- UH, I'M SORRY.

announcer: DARREN WASPAINFULLY STUPID,

EVEN BY NEO-NAZI STANDARDS.

BUT AS A NEW MEMBEROF THE BROTHERHOOD,

HE NEEDED TO PROVE HIS LOYALTY.

- JUST DO WHATI TOLD YOU BEFORE.

THE GUARD WILL WALK YOURIGHT THROUGH.

YOU HAVE NOTHINGTO WORRY ABOUT.

- YEAH, MEIN FRAULEIN.

- MEIN FUHRER.

- [grunts]- HANDS AGAINST THE WALL.

announcer: ALL DARREN HADTO DO WAS GET HIMSELF ARRESTED.

CASPER PAID OFF THE GUARDS...

- DON'T LOOK AT ME!

announcer: WHO WOULDBRING HIM TO HIS CELL.

- AH!

- YOU LIKE THAT?

GONNA GET A LOT OF THATIN HERE.

announcer: WHAT THEYDIDN'T KNOW:

DARREN HAD HIDDENA HAND GRENADE

DEEP UP HIS ANAL CANAL.

CASPER'S PLAN WASTO TAKE A HOSTAGE,

THREATEN THE GUARDSWITH A LIVE GRENADE,

AND MAKE HIS ESCAPE.

- HERE'S YOUR BITCH!

- [grunts]

announcer: THE TIME HAD COMEFOR DARREN TO DELIVER.

- GET THAT THINGOUT OF THERE!

- [grunts]

announcer: BUT HIS SPHINCTER

WENT INTO LOCKDOWN.

- AH!

announcer: CASPER WAS FORCEDTO TAKE THINGS...

INTO HIS OWN HANDS.

- LET'S PARTY.

- [grunting and groaning]

AH!

OH! AH!

- OKAY, ALMOST GOT IT.RELAX FOR A SECOND.

announcer: ONE LASTMIGHTY TUG...

- AH! PULL IT!- RELAX!

- OOH!

announcer: AND CASPER'SNEO-NAZI PARTY WAS OVER.

[explosion]

- WHEN THE GRENADEEXPLODED,

IT SHATTERED INTO HUNDREDS,IF NOT THOUSANDS

OF METALLIC FRAGMENTS,DESTROYING EVERYTHING

IN ITS PATH INCLUDINGMAJOR BLOOD VESSELS,

THE VENA CAVA,THE AORTA,

THE BLADDER,THE RECTUM.

SHATTERING THE BONESOF THE PELVIS, THE FLESH,

DESTROYING THAT,LEADING TO OUR VICTIM'S

RAPID DEATH.

SINCE THE ACCOMPLICEWAS STANDING SO CLOSE

TO THE EXPLOSION ITSELF,THE CONCUSSIVE BLAST

ALSO KILLED HIM INSTANTLY.

announcer: CASPER WAS A HATER.

- WE ARE THE MASTER RACE.

announcer: DARREN WAS AN IDIOT.

- AH!

announcer: WHEN HATREDMEETS STUPIDITY...

- AH!

announcer: IT ALWAYS BLOWS UPIN YOUR...

[explosion]

FACE.

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