Pretty Fly For A Dead Guy

  • Season 4
  • Aired 03/23/2012
  • 15,466 Views

A man with an extreme hatred of bugs dies after getting stuck to his own flypaper.

- I HATE ALL BUGS.

narrator:SAY HELLO TO EGON.

HE'S GROWN INTOA FULL-TIME BUG TERMINATOR.

- I DON'T KNOW IF I HAVE TIMETO KILL ALL OF YOU.

TORTURE MOST? YES.

narrator:HE'S ABOUT TO ESCALATE HIS WAR.

HE'S TURNING AN ENTIRE WALLOF HIS HOUSE

INTO A GIANT SHEETOF FLYPAPER

BY USING A SUPER HIGH-STRENGTHGLUE OF HIS OWN MAKING.

- A SUPER ADHESIVE IS ACTUALLYCALLED CYANOACRYLATE.

AND WHEN YOU COMBINE ITWITH TRACE AMOUNTS OF WATER,

IT WILL FORMLONG MOLECULAR CHAINS

THAT ARE SOMETHING LIKE VELCRO,AS IN HOOKS AND LOOPS,

THAT WILL INTERLINK SO STRONGLY,

YOU COULD STICKTWO CARS TOGETHER,

HAVE THEM ACCELERATEIN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS,

AND THE SUPER ADHESIVEWOULD NOT FAIL.

narrator: JUST AS EGONFINISHES HIS MASTERPIECE...

- PRETTY GOOD,IF I DO SAY SO MYSELF.

narrator: A MOSQUITO SHOWS UPAS IF TO MOCK HIM.

- AH!

narrator:EGON ISN'T JUST STUCK.

HE'S COMPLETELY IMMOBILIZED...

- [screaming]

narrator:AND NO ONE CAN HEAR HIS SCREAMS.

- [screaming]

narrator:TWO DAYS LATER,

EGON IS SO WEAK, HE'S LOSTCONTROL OF HIS BODILY FUNCTIONS.

- OH, I PEED MYSELF.

[whimpering]

GET OFF ME!

I DON'T WANT TO DIE.

narrator: AFTER A WEEKOF BEING PINNED TO THE WALL...

EGON SUCCUMBS TO DEHYDRATION.

AND THE BUGS MOVE IN.

- ROTTING FLESH AND FECES--

THIS IS A GREATFLY ATTRACTANT.

THEY'LL START LAYING EGGSIN THE FECES.

THE EGGS WILL HATCHINTO MAGGOTS.

AND ONCE THE BODY'SBEEN DEVOURED BY THE MAGGOTS,

DOMESTIC BEETLES MOVE IN.

AND WITHIN THREE TO FOUR WEEKS,

YOU HAVE NOTHING BUT A PILEOF BONES ON THE CARPET.

- I HATE ALL BUGS.

narrator: EGON WANTED ALL BUGSTO BE GONE.

BUT THEN HIS SUPER FLYPAPERTURNED INTO DIE PAPER.

IN THE END,HE WENT FROM A NO-FLY ZONE

TO MEET THE BEETLES.

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