All's Hell That Ends Weld

  • Season 3
  • Aired 08/01/2011
  • 15,940 Views

A female welder welds her boss’ car permanently shut after being fired, but her remote car door opener causes a fatal explosion

WOMEN HAVE MADE GREAT PROGRESS

BREAKINGINTO BLUE-COLLAR JOBS

SUCH AS WELDING...

NO THANKS TO THIS DITZ.

CARLY WAS COMPLETELY CLUELESS.

HER BOSS WAS DESPERATE.

HE NEEDED A WELDER,

AND CARLY TOTALLY LIEDABOUT HER EXPERIENCE.

- OXYACETYLENE IS ONEOF THE HOTTEST COMBINATION

OF BURNING FUELS

AND REACHES TEMPERATURESABOVE 6,000 DEGREES.

IN THE PROCESS,IT SIMPLY USES OXYGEN

AND ACETYLENE GAS,

MIXES THE TWO OF THEMTHROUGH A REGULATOR SYSTEM.

BUT IN A FREE STATE,ANYTHING 15 P.S.I. OR ABOVE,

ACETYLENE IS VERY UNSTABLE.

announcer: CARLY SHOWED UPON HER FIRST DAY

WITH EQUIPMENT SHE BORROWEDFROM AN EX-BOYFRIEND.

HER BOSS, GUS,WAS ALREADY

REGRETTING HIS DECISIONTO HIRE HER.

[cell phone ringing]

- HEY, BETH. WHAT'S UP?WHAT?

announcer: FINALLY,GUS PULLED THE PLUG

ON HIS NEW EMPLOYEE.

- CARLY!TURN THAT TORCH OFF.

JEEZ.YOU'RE GONNA KILL SOMEBODY.

GET YOUR STUFF AND GET OUT.

announcer:CARLY DECIDED TO PROVE

SHE HAD SOME WELDING SKILLS...

ON GUS' CAR.

GUS, UNDERSTANDABLY,BLEW HIS TOP.

- YOU!

announcer: CARLY INEXPLICABLYBLEW HERS AS WELL.

[lock chirps]

CARLY HAD CARELESSLY THROWNHER WELDING GEAR IN HER VAN,

WHICH CAUSED THE NOZZLEON THE ACETYLENE TANK TO OPEN.

VERY QUICKLY,THE VAN FILLED UP

WITH HIGHLY FLAMMABLE GAS.

WHEN CARLY HIT HER REMOTETO UNLOCK THE VEHICLE--

- RECEIVERAUTOMATICALLY ACTIVATES

AN ELECTRIC MOTOR POWEREDBY THE CAR'S BATTERY,

WHICH THEN TURNSA SERIES OF GEARS

AND MOVES THE LOCKING RODUP AND DOWN AS NEEDED.

announcer: SPARKSFROM THE LOCK MECHANISM

IGNITED THE GAS...

AND BLEWTHE WORLD'S WORST WELDER

TO KINGDOM COME.

CARLY LIED HER WAYINTO A JOB,

SPENT ALL HER TIME YAPPINGINSTEAD OF WORKING

AND GOT CANNED.

- GET YOUR STUFF AND GET OUT.

announcer: THE ONLY THINGSHE WAS REALLY QUALIFIED FOR...

[lock chirps]

DYING.

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