Balloon Blowout

  • Season 4
  • Aired 03/26/2012
  • 11,860 Views

After falling onto a brass air compressor nozzle, a man is blown-up and popped like a balloon.

PERCY'S A SPEED FREAKLOOKING TO HIJACK A VEHICLE.

A BIG RIG WOULD KEEP HIM HIGHFOR MONTHS.

[truck horn honks]

- UH-OH, WHAT DO WE GOT HERE?

announcer: JOHNNY ISA TEAMSTER TRAINEE.

- I'M GONNA HELP THIS MAN.

- DON'T YOU DARE STOPTHIS TRUCK.

announcer: AND HIS BOSS DALLASIS ALREADY THINKING

HE AIN'T GONNA CUT IT.

- OH, YEAH.

YEAH, IF YOU CAN JUSTCHECK IT OUT FOR ME.

HEY! HEY!

- OH, HEY, MISTER.I DON'T WANT NO TROUBLE.

announcer: DALLAS IS A FORMERFEMALE BOXER.

- WHAT IN THE HELLIS GOING ON HERE?

announcer: AND PERCY LEARNSTHE HARD WAY...

- GET HER TO SHUT UP!GET HER TO SHUT UP!

announcer: DON'T MESSWITH THIS GIRL.

- NO, YOU SHUT UP!

AHH!

[screaming]

announcer:HER SHOVE LANDED HIM

RIGHT ON THE TRUCK'SAIR BRAKE HOSE.

COMPRESSED AIR SHOT UPHIS RECTUM,

TURNING HIM INTOA GIANT FLESH BALLOON.

[both screaming]

THE NOZZLE RIPPED THROUGHHIS RETROPERITONEUM

ENTERING HIS ABDOMINAL CAVITY.

THE AIR PRESSUREOF 100 PSI OR MORE

CAUSED RAPID EXPANSIONIN HIS ABDOMEN.

THIS INTENSE PRESSURECAUSED KIND OF LIKE A BOMB

GOING OFF INTERNALLY.

announcer: PERCY WASA SMALL-TIME CROOK...

WHO TRIED TO STEALA BIG RIG.

HE NEVER COULDGET HIS LIFE TOGETHER.

AND NOW...

HE'S JUST...SCATTERED.

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