Final Heat

A washed-up Mark Spitz type swimming coach races against his sexy female swimmers in an overheated pool and suffers fatal brain heating.

NOWADAYS, IF YOU WANTTO GET IN SHAPE,

YOU DON'T GO JOGGING...

- [whistles][bleep].

YOU SIGN UP FOR AN EXTREMEFITNESS BOOT CAMP.

- MOVE IT, MOVE IT,MOVE IT, MOVE IT, MOVE IT!

announcer: SERGEANT STU'S"WATER TORTURE" CLASS

WAS ONE OFTHE MOST ABUSIVE.

- YOU GUYS STINK!

- THE ONLY TIME I THINKIT WOULD BE DANGEROUS

FOR A CLIENT TO BE TRAINEDBY A PERSONAL TRAINER

IS WHEN THE PERSONAL TRAINERDOES NOT KNOW WHAT HE'S DOING.

HOWEVER,AN EXPERT LIKE MYSELF--

ME PUSHING THEM BEYONDTHEIR PHYSICAL CAPABILITIES--

THAT ISN'TDANGEROUS AT ALL.

YES, MY CLIENTS PUKE.

HOWEVER, THAT'S JUST THEIR BODYADAPTING TO CHANGE,

SOMETHINGTHEY'RE NOT USED TO.

announcer:ONE OF SERGEANT STU'S

FAVORITETORTURE TECHNIQUES--

HE'D JACK UP THE THERMOSTATON THE POOL'S HEATER

TO DOUBLETHE SUFFERING INDEX.

- IT'S A FREAKINGHOT TUB IN HERE.

- IT IS NOT,THE WATER'S FINE!

THIS ISAN ATTITUDE PROBLEM!

announcer: SERGEANT SADISTDECIDED THIS GIRLS' CLASS

WAS GETTING TOO WHINY.

SO HE DECIDEDTO SHOW THEM HOW IT'S DONE.

- WE ARE GONNA HAVEAN ENDURANCE RACE.

IF ANY ONE OF YOU WIN,WE'RE DONE FOR THE DAY!

- READY...

SET...

GO!

announcer: STU GOT OUTTO A QUICK START.

BUT AFTER A FEW LAPS,

THE GIRLS LEFT HIMIN THEIR WAKE.

20 LAPS LATER,THE EXHAUSTED BOOTY CAMPERS

CRAWLED FROM THE POOL.

BUT WHERE WAS STU?

HE WAS DOING A GOODIMPRESSION OF A GOLDFISH--

THE KIND YOU WIND UPFLUSHING DOWN THE TOILET.

- DURING EXERCISE,70% OF ENERGY

GOES TOWARDS COOLING DOWNTHE MUSCLES AS SWEAT.

IN A POOL THAT IS80 DEGREES OR HIGHER,

THE SKIN DOESN'T HAVETHE ABILITY TO COOL ITSELF DOWN.

HE EXPERIENCEDHYPERTHERMIA,

MORE COMMONLY KNOWNAS HEATSTROKE.

announcer: STU'S DECISIONTO WEAR A FULL-BODY SWIMSUIT

CAUSED HIM TO RETAIN HEAT,

AND GO INTO HYPERTHERMIAEVEN QUICKER.

HIS BRAIN OVERHEATED,

AND THREW HIS HEARTINTO OVERDRIVE.

HIS STUDENTS DIDN'TNOTICE HE WAS DYING...

UNTIL HE WAS DEAD.

- GIVE ME 50.

announcer: LET THIS BE A LESSONFOR ALL YOU FITNESS FREAKS.

TAKE IT SLOW...

- YOU GUYS ARE TERRIBLE!

announcer: AND EASY...

- GO!

announcer: OR YOU MIGHTWIND UP LIKE STU...

DEAD IN THE WATER.

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