Bake Out

  • Season 3
  • Aired 07/18/2011
  • 9,240 Views

A bored DEA agent staking out a marijuana field gets the munchies, but dies of an asthma attack after attempting to eat grasshoppers which contain high levels of histamine.

IN TODAY'SECO-CONSCIOUS WORLD,

GOING GREENIS THE WAY TO GO,

BUT FOR SOME,GROWING GREEN WAS THE ANSWER.

GREEN AS IN RIGHTEOUS,MIND-BENDING MARIJUANA.

DARYL AND EUGENEHAD RECENTLY PARTNERED UP

TO TRY THEIR HANDAT THE BIGGEST CASH CROP

IN THE UNITED STATES.

WEED BRINGS IN MORE GREEN,AS IN CASH,

THAN WHEAT AND CORN COMBINED.

TO PREVENT POACHING,

BIG-TIME POT GROWERSHIRED THEIR OWN SECURITY CREWS

TO GUARD THEIR FIELDS 24-7.

- I'M SICK OF PLAYING CARDS.

- BEING GREENHORNS,DARYL AND EUGENE

HAD TO GUARDTHEIR OWN CROP.

- WANT TO FIRE UPSOME OF THIS BUD?

[coughing]

- BUT BEING BAD BUSINESS MEN,

THEY SMOKED IT BEFORETHEY COULD EVEN SELL IT.

- WHEN SOMEONE SMOKESOR EATS MARIJUANA,

THC CROSSESINTO THE BLOODSTREAM

AND ACTIVATESA PART OF THE BRAIN

CALLED THE HYPOTHALAMUS.

AND THE HYPOTHALAMUS ISA VERY ANCIENT PART OF THE BRAIN

THAT TELLS USWHEN WE NEED TO EAT.

YOU WILL FEEL HUNGRY

WHETHER YOU'VE EVENJUST HAD A FULL MEAL,

AND THIS IS WHAT WE CALLTHE MUNCHIES.

- THEY'D BEEN OUTFOR OVER A MONTH

PROTECTING THEIR INVESTMENT,

AND THEY HAD RUN OUT OF FOOD.

- HUNGRY.

- EUGENE HAD WATCHEDTOO MANY SURVIVAL SHOWS,

AND THOUGHT GRASSHOPPERSWOULD MAKE A GOOD MEAL.

- WHAT IS THAT?

- GOT ME SOME GRASSHOPPER.

WHERE YOU'RE FROM,PEOPLE EAT THESE ALL THE TIME.

- I'M FROM SAN DIEGO.

- MORE FOR ME.

- GOING GREEN IS ONE THING.

GROWING IT ANOTHER.

BUT EATING GREEN...GRASSHOPPERS

HAD EUGENE TURNING GREEN.

THEN BLUE.- GET UP.

- AND THEN THE COLORKNOWN AS DEAD.

EUGENE DIDN'T KNOW IT,

BUT HE WAS ALLERGICTO THE PROTEIN

FOUND WITHIN THE EXOSKELETONOF GRASSHOPPERS.

HIS BODY PRODUCED HISTAMINETO COMBAT THE PROTEIN,

WHICH CAUSEDINTERNAL INFLAMMATION,

AND HE FELLINTO ANAPHYLACTIC SHOCK,

SUFFOCATED, AND DIED.

DARYL AND EUGENE TRIED TO GET INON THE GREEN REVOLUTION

BY GROWINGSOME KILLER WEED...

- [coughing]

- BUT THEN EUGENEGOT THE MUNCHIES...

- HUNGRY.

- ATE SOME CRUNCHIES...

AND WOUND UPIN THE COMPOST HEAP

CALLED DEATH.

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