Bowel-ed Over

A biker uses a toilet, unaware that his wife has been wringing out his gas-soaked rags into the bowl. He lights a smoke and goes up in flames.

announcer:DUKE WAS A FIRST-CLASS,

"A" NUMBER ONE BASTARD.

- WHAT ARE YOU DOING OVER HERE?THE MESS IS OVER HERE.

- CHERRY WAS A DOWN-ON-HER-LUCKCOCKTAIL WAITRESS

WHO MADE THE MISTAKE OFBORROWING MONEY FROM DUKE

TO PAY BACKA GAMBLING DEBT.

- GET A MOVE ON, CHERRY!BEFORE IT STAINS THE CARPET!

announcer: BEING A MEAN,CRUEL SON OF A BITCH,

DUKE WAS MAKING CHERRYPAY IT OFF

BY BEINGHIS PERSONAL SLAVE.

- MISSED A SPOT.[laughs]

announcer: DUKE DIDEVERYTHING HE COULD

TO MAKE CHERRY'S TIME THEREA LIVING HELL,

LIKE CLEANING MOTORCYCLE PARTSIN THE LIVING ROOM

WITH GASOLINE.

- CHERRY,CLEAN UP THIS MESS!

I'M HEADING OUTWITH THE BOYS!

announcer: SHE DID HER BESTTO ACCOMMODATE

THE ILL-TEMPERED DUKE.

A FEW MORE WEEKS,AND SHE'D BE ALL SQUARE

AND OUT OF THERE.

- I GOT THE PLACE CLEANFOR YOU.

- OH.YOU MISSED A SPOT.

I GOTTA TAKE A DUMP.

announcer:TAKING DUMPS

WAS THE ONE THINGDUKE EXCELLED AT.

NOBODY COULD LET IT FLYLIKE THIS GUY.

BUT THIS DUMP WAS ABOUT TO TAKEA "TURD" FOR THE WORSE.

WHILE DUKE WAS OUT, CHERRYCLEANED UP THE SPILLED GASOLINE.

WITHOUT THINKING,SHE DUMPED IT IN THE BOWL,

BUT FORGOT TO FLUSH.

SO WHEN DUKE CELEBRATED

ANOTHER SUCCESSFULBOWEL MOVEMENT

WITH A SMOKE,

YOU KNOW WHAT HITTHE FAN.

IT'S NOT THE LIQUID ITSELFTHAT BURNS,

BUT THE VAPORS THAT ARECREATED BY THE LIQUID.

THE CONTENTS THAT WEREALREADY IN THE TOILET

COMBINED WITH THE NATURALMETHANE GAS,

AND WHEN THE CIGARETTEWAS ADDED TO THE MIXTURE,

IT BECAMEAN IGNITION SOURCE

AND IT BLEW UP.

announcer: DUKE'S LARD ASSWAS LAUNCHED OFF THE CRAPPER

LIKE A SCUD MISSILE.

- WITH A CLOSE PROXIMITYEXPLOSION

TO THE PERINEALAND PELVIC REGION,

THE FORCE THAT'S TRANSMITTEDTO THAT REGION

CAN CAUSESIGNIFICANT DISRUPTION

OF THE PELVIC ELEMENTS.

THAT CAN CAUSEIMMEDIATE DISRUPTION

OF THE BLOOD VESSELS

AND CAUSE EXSANGUINATION,

WHICH CAUSES DEATHFAIRLY QUICKLY.

announcer: AND SO, ANOTHERDOUCHE BAG BITES THE DUST.

LET'S TAKE A MOMENT

WHILE WE OFFERTHIS CRAPPED-OUT CREEP

A FEW LAST WORDS.

- [laughs]

announcer: HEY, DUKE.

BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS.

[explosion]

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