A Phallic Disaster

A young man gets a very embarrassing tattoo in an attempt to be one of the "cool kids." Now Tommy is tasked with covering it up.

- YO, MY CLIENT COMING IN TODAY

HAS A TREMENDOUS PROBLEMWITH HIS PENIS.

I AM NO UROLOGIST,WHY IS HE COMING HERE?

HEY, WHAT'S UP, DUDE?- YO, WHAT'S GOING ON, TOMMY?

- HOW YOU DOING?NICE TO MEET YOU, MAN.

WHAT'S YOUR NAME?- CORBIN.

- OBVIOUSLY HEREFOR A COVER-UP.

- YEAH.I GOT A TATTOO

TO MAKE NEW FRIENDS,BUT NOBODY SPOKE TO ME AFTER.

- LET ME SEE WHAT YOU GOT.- ALL RIGHT.

- OH, WHY ARE YOU TAKINGYOUR PANTS OFF, MAN?

- TOMMY, YOU'RE ABOUTTO SEE MY DICK.

- OH!

WHAT?

- YOU'VE GOT MALE.M-A-L-E.

- I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERETO START WITH THAT, DUDE.

YOU HAVE AN ILLUSTRATIONOF YOUR OWN PENIS ON YOUR LEG

COMING OUT OF A MAILBOX.

GOD FORBID YOUR MOTHERSEES THAT.

- OH, SHE DOESN'TKNOW ABOUT IT, NO.

- NO.WELL, SHE MIGHT NOW.

[laughter]

- WANTING TO FIT IN LEFT ME WITHA BAD TATTOO AND NO GIRLFRIEND.

THIS IS JUST ANOTHER EXAMPLEOF ME JUST TRYING TO BE FUNNY,

BUT MOST OF THE TIME PEOPLEARE LAUGHING

AT ME INSTEAD OF WITH ME.

I DID ALL THIS FOR NOTHING.

- YOU'RE CRAZY, BRO.- YEAH. [laughs]

- YOU GOT THESE REALLY TIGHTOUTLINED LETTERS

THAT--ARE THOSE WIENERS TOO?

- [laughing] YES THEY ARE.YEAH.

- LOOKING AT CORBIN'S TATTOO,I AM AT A LOSS FOR WORDS.

THIS GUY CERTAINLYGOT HOSED, MAN.

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