Extinguished

A "Carny" seeking revenge on the fire-breather that stole his girlfriend, dies when the defective fire extinguisher he’s using explodes.

IT'S WEDNESDAY NIGHTCOMMUNITY LEAGUE DODGE BALL,

AND ANDRE HAS COME TO PLAY.

- ALL RIGHT, WHO'S READYTO GET THEIR ASS KICKED?

- ANDRE WASA HIGH SCHOOL HOOPS PHENOM

SCOUTED BY THE PROS,

UNTIL DRUGS TURNED HIMFROM A PROSPECT TO A WASHOUT.

- GET THESE LITTLE BITCHES!

- TONIGHT, IT'S ANDRE'S TEAMOF EX-JOCKS VERSUS

A BUNCH OF NERDSWHO STRUCK IT RICH

WITH THEIRINTERNET START-UP COMPANY.

- THE TYPE OF PERSON WHOIS HIGHLY FOCUSED ON ACADEMICS,

IN THE HONOR SOCIETY, UH,SEVERAL YEARS OUT OF COLLEGE,

IS MORE LIKELY TO EARN UPWARDSOF 8% TO 10% MORE

THAN THE AVERAGE PERSONDUE TO THEIR ADVANCED DEGREES,

AND MAYBE 22% TO 25%MORE THAN THE AVERAGE JOCK,

WHO DOESN'T NECESSARILY COMPLETEOR GO ON TO COLLEGE.

- ANDRE WAS ALREADYA BITTER, ANGRY MAN.

- [screaming]

- THE RICH NERDS,EACH ONE WORTH MILLIONS,

MADE HIM EVEN ANGRIER.

HE DIDN'T WANTTO JUST BEAT THEM.

HE WAS OUTFOR TOTAL HUMILIATION.

THE EX-JOCKS WON THE GAME...

- WHOO! YES!

- BUT ANDRE STILLWASN'T SATISFIED.

- YES, SIR!

I SWEAR SOMETIMES I FEEL LIKEI'M CARRYING DEAD WEIGHT.

Y'ALL LUCKY Y'ALL HAD ME.

- HEY, WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?

IT'S JUST DODGE BALL.

- "JUST DODGE BALL"?

THIS IS LIFE!YOU UNDERSTAND ME?

- COOL OUT, MAN.- COOL OUT?

YOU WANT ME TO COOL OUT, HUH?

OH, I'LL COOL Y'ALL OUT, OKAY.

I'MA COOL Y'ALL OUT!

- DUDE!

- OH!

- IF A FIRE EXTINGUISHERISN'T PROPERLY MAINTAINED,

OVER TIME,THE STRUCTURE CAN WEAKEN

AND COULD POSSIBLYLEAD TO FAILURE.

WHEN THE TRIGGER IS APPLIEDAND THE NITROGEN IS RELEASED

INTO THE OUTER CONTAINER,IF THAT OUTER CONTAINER

IS WEAK ENOUGH,IT COULD POTENTIALLY EXPLODE

AND FRAGMENT JUST LIKEA SMALL PIPE BOMB.

- THE EXTINGUISHER'S HANDLELODGED DEEP IN ANDRE'S CHEST,

RIPPING HIS HEART WIDE OPEN.

DEATH WAS INSTANTANEOUS.

FOR ANGRY ANDRE, LIFE WAS A GAMETO BE WON AT ALL COSTS.

- WHOO!

- "JUST DODGE BALL"?

- BUT AS SOON AS HE PICKED UPTHAT FIRE EXTINGUISHER,

HIS LIFE WENT INTO

SUDDEN DEATH.

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