Acid Washed

A newbie drug smuggler makes a t-shirt out of blotter acid and overdoses after sweating too much.

GARCIA IS A DRUG DEALER.

HE'S COME UPWITH AN INTERESTING WAY

TO SMUGGLEHIS HOMEMADE LSD.

SOAK A T-SHIRT WITHTHE EQUIVALENT OF 2 MILLION HITS

OF THE ILLEGALHALLUCINOGEN,

AND WEAR IT THROUGHAIRPORT SECURITY.

- 628 MILLION PASSENGERSPASS THROUGH SECURITY

AT OUR AIRPORTSANNUALLY.

1 IN 1,000 PASSENGERSARE DETAINED

FOR MARIJUANA POSSESSION,DRUGS, ET CETERA.

1 IN 50 PASSENGERS AREARGUMENTATIVE AND, YOU KNOW,

USUALLY CAUSE SOME SORTOF A DISRUPTION

IN THE AIRPORT.

announcer: GARCIA'S FLYING UPTO PORTLAND WITH ENOUGH ACID

TO FRY EVERYBODY'S MINDIN THE STATE OF OREGON.

- THERE IS--DAYS--LIGHTSON EVERY CORNER.

announcer: HIS PLAN MIGHTHAVE WORKED ON PAPER,

BUT IT WASN'T WORKINGON GARCIA.

- GARY IS CAT MAN.

EXCUSE ME--

announcer: HE DIDN'T ACCOUNTFOR HIS BODY SWEAT

CAUSING THE LSD TO GET ABSORBEDTHROUGH HIS SKIN.

[eerie music]

- [growls]

announcer: GARCIA HAD YETTO BOARD THE PLANE,

BUT HIS TRIP HADALREADY STARTED.

[distorted pigs grunting]- WHOA!

- CALM DOWN.- WHOA, NO!

announcer: THE MOREPARANOID HE GOT,

THE MORE HE SWEATED,

UNTIL HE HAD ABSORBED ENOUGH LSDTO THROW HIS SYSTEM

INTO METABOLIC OVERLOAD.

- SIR, CALM DOWN!

- NO, NO!AH!

announcer: HIS HEART RACEDAT 280 BEATS PER MINUTE,

HIS BLOOD PRESSURE SOAREDINTO THE STROKE ZONE,

HIS MIND SHUT DOWN.

- [screaming]

announcer:AND THEN GARCIA WENT

FROM THE VERYWHACKED-OUT LIVING

TO THE VERY, VERY DEAD.

- THE PHYSICAL EFFECTSOF LSD

ARE BASICALLY THOSE THAT YOU'DHAVE WITH FIGHT OR FLIGHT,

'CAUSE LSD AFFECTS PARTSOF THE NERVOUS SYSTEM,

PUTTING A LOT OFSTRESS ON YOUR BODY.

WE KNOW THATWHEN PEOPLE TAKE

100 TIMES THE REGULARDOSE OF LSD,

THEY HAVEVIOLENT VOMITING,

THEY HAVE VERY HIGHTEMPERATURES,

AND THEY GOINTO A COMA STATE.

SO IF YOU TAKE THATFROM 100 TIMES

TO 100,000 TIMES,

YOU WOULD DEFINITELY HAVEVERY HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE

WITHIN THE ARTERIES, ENOUGHTO MAKE YOUR ARTERIES EXPLODE.

YOUR HEART COULD EXPLODE.

YOUR TEMPERATUREWOULD BE SO HIGH

THAT--THAT YOUR BRAINWOULD BASICALLY BOIL INSIDE YOU.

VERY AWFUL DEATH.

- GARY IS CAT MAN.

announcer: GARCIA WAS A DRUGSMUGGLER WHO WANTED

THE WHOLE WORLD TO TRIP OUTON HIS HOME-BREWED LSD,

BUT THEN HE SCREWED UP...

- [distorted speech]

- NO!

announcer: AND WOUND UP TAKINGTHE ULTIMATE TRIP.

DEATH.

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