Big Gus Kills The 'Murder Boner'

  • Season 2
  • Aired 03/05/2014
  • 1,162 Views

Big Gus changes Ralph's life around by covering his awful, phallic tattoo with a glowing dog tattoo. Ralph is elated.

- ALL RIGHT, MY MAN.WE'RE DONE!

- THANK GOD!

I'M GETTING READYTO SEE THIS TATTOO,

AND I DON'T KNOWWHAT TO THINK.

IF I CAN STILL SEE THE PENISTATTOO THROUGH THE COVER-UP,

I REALLY DON'T KNOW WHATI'M GONNA DO.

- YOU READY TO SEE THIS PENISBE GONE?

- I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR FIVEYEARS TO SEE THIS PENIS BE GONE.

[laughter]

- GO FOR IT!FIVE YEARS, NO MAS!

- OH, MY GOD.

AWESOME.- [laughs]

- YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW GOOD THISIS GONNA GO OVER

WITH MY WIFE WHEN I GET HOME.

THAT PENIS IS GONE,

AND HERE I AM WITHA FANTASTIC NEW TATTOO.

IT LOOKS LIKE IT GLOWS.IT'S, LIKE, ALMOST ON FIRE.

IT'S INSANE.

I'M ABSOLUTELY BLOWN AWAY.

- I WANTED IT TO LOOK LIKEHE WAS, LIKE,

IGNITING WITH ELECTRICITY,

LIKE HE'S FULL OF POWER.- RIGHT.

- ANUBIS HAD A LOT OF JEWELRYON THE NECKLINE,

AND THAT'S WHERE I HID MOST OFTHE COVER-UP,

AND FREE-HANDED A LOT OF STUFFAS I WENT UP THE NECKLINE

TO GET RIDE OF THAT PENIS.

THAT LINE WORK WAS SOLID,AND I REALLY HAD TO CHANGE

EVERY ASPECT OF IT ASI DID THE TATTOO.

- I CAN'T THANK YOU ENOUGH, MAN.- YOU'RE WELCOME.

- YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU DIDFOR ME TODAY.

- YOU'RE VERY WELCOME.- GUS CHANGED MY LIFE BY TAKING

A PENIS OFF MY LEG

AND TAKING AWAY A LIFETIMEOF QUESTIONING AND ANGER

BETWEEN MY WIFE OVERTHE LAST FIVE YEARS.

THANK YOU.- HAVE A GOOD NIGHT, DUDE.

- THANK YOU.- ALL RIGHT.

ANOTHER GOOD DAY MAKING DADDIESPROUD ACROSS THE U.S. OF A.

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