Bully Tattoo Artist Plays A Terrible Trick

  • Season 2
  • Aired 03/18/2014
  • 3,889 Views

When a bullied young man gets a tattoo to toughen up, a mean-spirited tattoo artist sees an opportunity to play a permanent prank.

- CAN YOU PLEASE TELL ME HOWTHE HELL YOU GOT THIS TATTOO?

- I HAD ALWAYS KIND OF BEENPICKED ON, BULLIED.

- WET WILLIE!- OH, WET WILLIE!

GROSS!

SEE YOU GUYS TOMORROW.

PURPLE NURPLES?WEDGIES?

YOU NAME IT.- YOU GOT TO MAN UP, BRO.

- I DECIDED I'M TIREDOF BEING BULLIED.

SO MY ROOMMATE, WHO'S COVEREDIN TATTOOS IS LIKE, "HEY, MAN.

"YOU'VE GOT TO GET SOME TATTOOSTO BE TOUGH.

"COME ON, DUDE.I GOT A TATTOO ARTIST

"THAT'S DOING THEMOUT OF HIS APARTMENT,

"AND HE'S EVEN WILLING TO TRADE.

IT'S PERFECT.HE WANTS, LIKE, A NICE TOOLBOX."

- WELL, THIS OUGHT TO WORK.

- SOLID, BRO.BOOM.

- SO WE DRIVE OVERTO THIS GUY'S HOUSE,

AND I'M SITTING ON THE COUCHWITH THESE FOUR BIG ASS DUDES.

AND THEN I WAS LIKE,"HEY, MAN, YOU KNOW,

I GOT YOUR TOOLBOX HERE."

AND HE KIND OF JUST LOOKED AT ITIN DISGUST.

- WHAT IS THIS DOUCHE BAGTOOLBOX YOU'RE BRINGING ME, BRO?

- HE JUST LOOKED AT ITIN DISGUST

AND WALKED BACKINTO THE ROOM.

SO MY ROOMMATE FOLLOWS HIM.

I HEAR HIM, LIKE,"WHAT IS THAT?

"THAT AIN'T A TOOLBOX.

THAT'S NOTWHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT."

AND HE'S LIKE,"NO, DUDE, IT'S GOOD, IT'S GOOD.

HE'S LIKE, "NO,THAT'S BULL[bleep]."

YOU KNOW, RIGHT THENI DON'T WANT TO GET TATTOOED.

YEAH, I'M STILL REAL UNEASY,BUT I SIT DOWN.

I'M LIKE, "ALL RIGHT.LET'S DO THIS."

- ALL RIGHT, WEIRDO.

WHAT ARE WE DOINGWITH YOUR WEIRD FACE?

- AND I'M LIKE,I WOULD LIKE, YOU KNOW,

THE TRINITY SYMBOLON MY LEFT SHOULDER

IN, LIKE, BLACK AND GREEN.

MAN, THAT FIRST LINE HE HIT ME,OH, GOD, IT HURT SO BAD.

HE'S JUST DIGGING,AND I START GETTING COLD.

AND I START SWEATING.

I START FEELING KIND OF DIZZY.

- I THINK I'M GONNA PASS OUT.

- [bleep].- EVERYTHING GOES BLACK.

WAKE UP, JUDY...

POW!guys: OH!

- DUDE SMACKS MEACROSS THE FACE.

- YOU JUST BITCH-SLAPPED ME,MAN.

- AND I LOOK AT IT,AND I'M LIKE,

"WHAT IS THIS BLUE AND PURPLEGIRLIE [bleep]?"

AND HE'S LIKE, "AH, I RAN OUTOF BLACK INK."

I LOOK OVER, AND THERE'S A FULLBOTTLE OF BLACK ON HIS TABLE.

- HE DID THAT [bleep]ON PURPOSE.

I HOPE YOU CALLED HIM OUT.- I DID, I CALLED HIM OUT.

AND THEN HE LOOKS AT ME,HE'S LIKE...

- OOPS, MY BAD.

- YOU NEED TO FIXTHIS [bleep], MAN.

- OH, YEAH, DOUCHE BAG?

JOEY, SMASH HIS TEETH OUTOF HIS MOUTH.

- AND RIGHT AT THAT TIME,A FRIEND PICKS UP

ONE OF THOSE WRENCHESAND SWINGS AT ME.

[overlapping chatter]

I DUCK...

- [screams]

[bleep].COME ON, MAN.

- ROOMMATE GRABS MEAND DRAGS ME OUT.

IT PISSES ME OFF, AND I'VE HADTO LIVE WITH THIS FOREVER.

AND EVERY TIME I LOOK AT IT,I KIND OF RELIVE THAT NIGHT.

- I MEAN, I CAN TOTALLYUNDERSTAND WHY YOU'RE

TRAUMATIZED, AND WE NEED TO GETTHIS THING COVERED.

- THAT'S WHY I'M HERE.

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