Heart On

  • Season 3
  • Aired 04/06/2009
  • 17,587 Views

A man has a sick obsession with a cow's heart.

WE'VE ENJOYED STORIES OF DEATHS

THAT WERE STUPID OR INCREDIBLE,

BUT WHAT YOU'RE ABOUT TO SEE

WILL MAKE YOU QUESTION...

WHAT KIND OF BEAST IS MAN?

LUCAS WASN'T EXACTLY A LADY'S

MAN.

IN FACT, HE NEVER EVEN DATED

ONE.

ISOLATED, LONELY, THIS

SCHIZOPHRENIC DESERT RAT WAS

TRAVELING DOWN A DARK PATH

LEADING TO PSYCHOPATHIC,

SEXUALLY DEVIANT BEHAVIOR.

IN A SMUTTY MAGAZINE, LUCAS HAD

LEARNED HOW TO RIG A COW HEART

TO A CAR BATTERY, AND THEN USE

IT AS A SEX TOY.

HE BROUGHT HOME HIS NEW DATE

FROM A LOCAL SLAUGHTERHOUSE.

THE TABLE WAS SET--A FRESH COW

HEART HE NAMED BESSIE, A FRESH

BATTERY, AND A THROBBING STIFFY.

LUCAS WAS READY FOR LOVE.

>> THIS IS BEYOND A FETISH, THIS

IS--LIKE YOU SAID, IT'S BEYOND

BESTIALITY, IT'S BEYOND

ZOOPHILIA.

IT MAKES ME THINK OF SOMEBODY

WHO, YOU KNOW, RAPES AND MURDERS

AND, UH, DOES IT SIMULTANEOUSLY.

AND THAT THIS PERSON COULD

CONCEIVABLY BEEN HEADED INTO

SOME REALLY, REALLY CHILLING

WATERS, HAD HE NOT DIED THE WAY

HE DID.

>> LUCAS WAS TURNED ON BY THE

FLUTTERING ACTION CREATED BY THE

12-VOLT CURRENT FLOWING FROM THE

BATTERY INTO THE COW HEART, BUT

IT WASN'T GETTING HIM WHERE HE

NEEDED TO GO.

HE REASONED THAT IF 12 FELT

GOOD, THEN 110 VOLTS WOULD FEEL

ABOUT TEN TIMES BETTER.

WHEN LUCAS COMPLETED AN

ELECTRICAL CIRCUIT FROM THE WALL

SOCKET INTO THE HEART, HE KNEW

HE WAS ON TO SOMETHING.

BESSIE WAS ALL CHARGED UP AND

PUMPING FEROCIOUSLY.

ALL THAT WAS LEFT WAS TO SCREW

HIS "HEART-ON" INTO BESSIE'S

SOCKET.

[electrical buzzing]

>> BUT AS SOON AS THE TWO LOVERS

CONNECTED, LUCAS WENT STRAIGHT

TO PREMATURE ELECTROCUTION.

BESSIE KEPT RIGHT ON BEATING,

BUT LUCAS'S HEART WENT FROM ON

TO OFF.

>> I THINK HERE WE HAVE AN

INCOMPATIBILITY WITH MODERN LIFE

THE WAY WE UNDERSTAND IT AND THE

WAY WE VALUE IT ON SO MANY

DIFFERENT LEVELS, ON SO MANY

FUNDAMENTAL LEVELS, THAT IF YOU

WERE TO PUT THIS PERSON IN A

DIFFERENT TIME PERIOD, HE WOULD

ALWAYS STAND OUT.

IT GOES BEYOND SOCIAL DARWINISM,

IT'S--IT'S--IT'S DARWINISM TO

THE EXTREME.

>> IS THERE A LESSON TO BE

LEARNED FROM THIS TALE OF BROKEN

HEARTS?

WHEN YOU GO LOOKING FOR LOVE IN

ALL THE WRONG PLACES, MAKE SURE

YOU'RE WELL-GROUNDED.

[electrical buzzing]

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