Dead As Disco

  • Season 3
  • Aired 07/18/2011
  • 7,886 Views

A pimped-out disco stud falls from his tall platform shoes and gets his jugular severed by his oversized male-symbol medallion

T-BONE WASA SMALL-TIME COKE DEALER...

- ENJOY YOUR NIGHT, MAN.

- WHO EMBODIED THE 1970s--

BIG HAIR,BIG SHOES, AND DISCO.

IN THE '70s, COCAINE USEHAD REACHED AN EPIDEMIC LEVEL.

- I'M FEELING GOOD.

- BIG CITIESWERE FLOODED WITH CHEAP,

CUT-DOWN COKE THAT COSTTHOUSANDS OF USERS TO OVERDOSE.

- IN THE '70s,DRUGS WERE GLAMOROUS.

THEY WERE IN EVERY CLUB.

IT WAS DANGEROUS,BUT WE DIDN'T FEEL DANGEROUS.

WE HAD THE DISCO BALLSAND THE BELL-BOTTOM PANTS

AND THE HIGH PLATFORM SHOES

AND THE SPARKLY SHIRTS.

THAT WAS A PARTOF THE FUN OF IT.

- [laughs]FEELING GOOD.

- TONIGHT, T-BONEHAD DONE SO MUCH COCAINE,

HIS HEART WAS READY TO BLOW.

T-BONE THOUGHT HE COULD BOOGIEHIS WAY OUT OF TROUBLE.

HE FIRED UP HIS PLATFORMSAND BURNED UP THE DANCE FLOOR.

FINALLY,THE BIG PIMPING COKE DEALER

DIDN'T DIE FROM AN OVERDOSE.

BUT HE DID DIE IN VEIN,

AS IN JUGULAR.

HE LOST HIS BALANCEAND CRASHED HARD

WITH HIS BLINGSLICING THROUGH HIS NECK.

- WHEN HE HIT THE FLOOR,

THE MALE SYMBOL WITH A SPEAR TIPON THE END OF IT

PENETRATED HIS NECK,

LACERATING HIS JUGULAR VEINAND HIS CAROTID ARTERY.

THE NORMAL RESTING HEART RATE

IS APPROXIMATELY70 PER MINUTE,

BUT GIVEN THE FACTTHAT OUR VICTIM

WAS ON COCAINEAND HE WAS DANCING,

HIS HEART RATE WOULD HAVE BEENSIGNIFICANTLY INCREASED.

THIS INCREASED CARDIAC ACTIVITY

WOULD HAVE CAUSED HIMTO BLEED OUT THAT MUCH QUICKER.

- FOR T-BONE,LIFE WAS JUST A PARTY.

HE DANCED TO THE BEATAND PUT ON A SHOW.

NOW HE'S A DEADBEAT,AND THAT'S FO' SHO'.

CAN YOU DIG IT?

- ♪ DISCO DEATH, DISCO DEATH

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