Drown And Out

Season 3 2:38

A manipulative personal shopper falls through a backyard pool cover, gets tangled and drowns.

WHEN ROGER CAME HOMEFROM WORK ONE DAY,

HE GOTAN UNPLEASANT SURPRISE.

PARKED IN HIS DRIVEWAYWAS THE CAR

OF SOMEONEHE ABSOLUTELY HATED--

CECELIA.

- I'VE GOT GOODIES!

- SHE PASSED HERSELF OFFAS A PERSONAL SHOPPER.

- WHAT'D YOU BRING ME?

- OH, MY GOODNESS,YOU'RE GONNA LOVE THIS.

I BROUGHT YOU SO MANYFABULOUS THINGS.

- BUT SHE WAS REALLYA PROFESSIONAL THIEF.

- SPARKLY!

- OH, MY GOD, I LOVE IT!

- WE HAVE TO TRY IT ON.ARE YOU READY?

- I'M READY.LET'S DO IT.

- THE CLOTHES SHE'S TRYINGTO GET ROGER'S WIFE EVE TO BUY

ARE CHEAP KNOCKOFFS.

- IT'S SO CUTE ON YOU.

- BY CHARGING30 TIMES THEIR VALUE,

CECELIA MAKES OFFLIKE A BANDIT.

- I DON'T KNOWWHICH ONES TO GET.

- WELL, YOU HAVE TO GETALL OF THEM, OF COURSE.

- YOU'RE BAD.- NO.

- WHAT IS SHE DOING HERE?

- NORMALLY, ROGER NEVER GAVE

EVE'S SPENDINGA SECOND THOUGHT.

BUT HE LOST EVERYTHINGIN THE RECENT HOUSING CRISIS.

- I DON'T MAKE ENOUGH MONEYTO COVER ALL THIS.

- HE WAS BROKE.

- I TOLD YOU, SHE IS NOTTO BE IN OUR HOUSE.

SHE'S PUTTING USINTO THE POOR HOUSE.

- THE LAST THINGHE NEEDED TO SEE

WAS A CON ARTIST LIKE CECELIAWORKING HIS WIFE

AND RUNNING UPHIS CREDIT CARDS.

- ALL THIS STUFF GOES NOW!

- YOU KNOW WHAT?

YOU'RE A LOSERAND YOU DON'T DESERVE HER.

- HEH!

- WITHOUT HESITATING,

HE KICKED SPONGE-BITCHOUT OF THE HOUSE.

AND CECELIA WENT FROMMILKING RICH PEOPLE DRY...

TO GET ALL WET.

- [gasping]

- THE CRUEL IRONY OF DROWNING

AFTER FALLINGON TOP OF A POOL COVER,

IT'S NOT THE WATEROR THE INABILITY TO SWIM,

BUT BEING ENGULFEDBY SMALL AMOUNTS OF WATER

LITERALLY WRAPPED ON TOP OF YOUBY THIS PLASTIC POOL COVER

CONSTRICTING YOUR MOVEMENTS.

AIR EXCHANGECOULD NOT OCCUR

BETWEEN THE LUNGSAND THE BLOOD VESSELS,

RESULTINGIN DEATH OF THE SUBJECT

WITHIN A MATTER OF MINUTES.

- CECELIA WAS A PARASITE

WHO SUCKED MONEYLIKE IT WAS BLOOD.

- WELL, YOU HAVE TO GETALL OF THEM, OF COURSE.

- WHAT IS SHE DOING HERE?

- THEN ONE DAYSHE SUCKED TOO HARD.

- YOU KNOW WHAT?

YOU'RE A LOSERAND YOU DON'T DESERVE HER.

- HEH!

- AND WOUND UP...

- [gasping]

- LIQUIDATED.

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