Pitfall

A "how will he die?" segment about a trapper falling victim to his own methods. He winds up getting shot by another hunter who mistakes him for an animal.

- YOU'RE HISTORY,LITTLE CRITTERS.

announcer: HENRY SHOULD'VE BEENBORN 200 YEARS AGO.

- YOU ROTTEN VARMINTS.HA HA.

announcer: IN TODAY'S WORLD,HE WAS JUST A CRAZY, OLD COOT

WHO SPENT ALL HIS TIMEIN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE

HUNTING AND TRAPPING.

LET'S PRETEND YOU'RE GOD,

AND TODAY IS HENRY'S LAST DAYON EARTH.

HOW WILL HE DIE?

- AH! AH! AH! AH!

announcer:HOW ABOUT THE STAKED PIT

HE FORGOT HE BUILT?

NOT BAD.BUT NOT TODAY.

- WHOA-HO-HO.

OH, HA HA HA!NOW, THAT'D HURT.

announcer:WHY DON'T WE TRY IT AGAIN?

- AAH!

announcer:A BEAR TRAP TO THE FACE?

PRETTY GRISLY.- AAH!

announcer:BUT THAT'S NOT IT EITHER.

- OH! HO-HO.

I CAN'T GET MEAT.

announcer:LET'S GIVE IT ONE MORE SHOT.

[gunshot]

BULL'S-EYE.

HENRY TOOK A BULLET

FROM ANOTHER HUNTER'SLONG-RANGE RIFLE.

TRAVELING AT 3,000 FEETPER SECOND,

IT RIPPED THROUGH HIS BODYBEFORE EXITING.

YOU SEE, IN HIS SKINS,

HENRY LOOKED JUST LIKEANOTHER WILD ANIMAL.

- THE LAST THING THAT ANY HUNTERWOULD WANT TO DO

WOULD BE TO WEAR THE FUROF THE ANIMAL

THAT HE'S PURSUING.

HE COULD BE EASILY MISIDENTIFIEDAS A GAME ANIMAL

AND BE SHOT ACCIDENTALLY.

THAT'S WHY IT'S SO IMPORTANT

TO WEARFLUORESCENT-ORANGE CLOTHING.

- HA HA HA HA!

announcer: HENRY DIDN'T FITIN THE MODERN WORLD.

- YOU ROTTEN VARMINTS.

announcer:HIS CAUSE OF DEATH...

[gunshot]

WARDROBE MALFUNCTION.

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