A Medieval German gets stoned; Bachelor gets butted out; Con man guru flames out; Dog hater gets boned; Juvenile delinquent hates farmville; Car thief becomes roadkill; Girl gets waxed off.
A hot welder goes down on the job; Unfaithful wife can't cheat death; '20's gangster gets steamed; Mother-in-law from hell goes back; Assassin is allergic to dying; Drunk wifey gets mowed down; Mayoral candidate gets the point.
A disco king hits the floor; A sauna contest gets gaseous; An upskirting perv gets busted; A meathead blows himself (up); A pot farmer gets munchied; A football coach splits his uprights; A drunk heckler gets fleshed out.