9:00am
MASH: To Market, To Market
9:30am
MASH: Requiem For A Lightweight
10:00am
MASH: Chief Surgeon Who?
10:30am
MASH: The Moose
11:00am
MASH: Yankee Doodle Doctor
11:30am
Kill Bill: Vol. 1 (2003)
2:00pm
Two and a Half Men: Pilot
2:30pm
Two and a Half Men: Big Flappy Bastards
3:00pm
Two and a Half Men: Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell
3:30pm
Two and a Half Men: If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap
4:00pm
Two and a Half Men: Last Thing You Want is to Wind Up with a Hump
4:30pm
Two and a Half Men: Did You Check with the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?
5:00pm
Two and a Half Men: If They Do Go Either Way They're Usually Fake
5:30pm
Two and a Half Men: Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-Ful
6:00pm
Friends: The One With Phoebe's Uterus
6:30pm
Friends: The One With Rachel's Crush
7:00pm
Friends: The One With Joey's Dirty Day
7:30pm
Friends: The One With All The Rugby
8:00pm
Friends: The One With The Embryos
8:30pm
Friends: The One With The Fake Party
9:00am
MASH: Bananas, Crackers and Nuts
9:30am
MASH: Cowboy
10:00am
MASH: Henry, Please Come Home
10:30am
MASH: I Hate A Mystery
11:00am
MASH: Germ Warfare
11:30am
Knight & Day
2:00pm
Two and a Half Men: Phase One, Complete
2:30pm
Two and a Half Men: Merry Thanksgiving
3:00pm
Two and a Half Men: Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor
3:30pm
Two and a Half Men: Camel Filters and Pheremones
4:00pm
Two and a Half Men: Sarah Like Puny Alan
4:30pm
Two and a Half Men: I Can't Afford Hyenas
5:00pm
Two and a Half Men: Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick
5:30pm
Two and a Half Men: That Was Saliva, Alan
6:00pm
Two and a Half Men: Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats
6:30pm
Two and a Half Men: An Old Flame With a New Wick
7:00pm
Two and a Half Men: I Remember The Coat Room, I Just Don't Remember You
7:30pm
Two and a Half Men: Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark
8:00pm
Two and a Half Men: No Sniffing, No Wowing
8:30pm
Two and a Half Men: My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet
9:00pm
Two and a Half Men: Just Like Buffalo
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  • Wednesday, September 10
  • 9:00AM World's Wildest Police Videos Alzheimer Crash TV-14
    Alzheimer Crash, Drunk Driver Cliff Crash, Ramming Chase, 17-yr-old chase, Bus Stolen
  • 10:00AM World's Wildest Police Videos Crack Cocaine Chase TV-14
    Crack Cocaine Chase, Violent Robbery, Fly By Chase, Night Vision Chase, Soccer Riot
  • 11:00AM World's Wildest Police Videos Stolen Mustang Chase TV-14
  • 12:00PM World's Wildest Police Videos Loopy Backwards Inside Out TV-14
  • 1:00PM World's Wildest Police Videos Shoulder Hugger TV-14
  • 2:00PM World's Wildest Police Videos Truck Ram Into Snowbank TV-14
  • 3:00PM World's Wildest Police Videos Crashes & Chases Special Edition #3 TV-14
  • 4:00PM Cops Coast to Coast #1831 TV-PG
    In Florida, Corporal Heckler assists other officers as they chase down a suspect who allegedly discards narcotics during pursuit. In Florida,...
  • 4:30PM Cops Stupid Behavior #2122# TV-PG
    In Florida, Sergeant Strivelli organizes a narcotics sting operation that leads to the arrest of a suspect. In Las Vegas, Officer Crumrine tracks...
  • 5:00PM Cops Albuquerque #1206# TV-PG
    In Albuquerque, police arrest four suspects connected with drug activity inside a hotel room; A woman riding in a suspicious vehicle informs...
  • 5:30PM Jail TV-14
    Deputies from the San Diego Sheriff’s Department contend with two drunks, while a sergeant from Multnomah County deals with identity theft and...
  • 6:00PM Cops Coast to Coast #1901 TV-PG
    In Florida, Deputy Ultsh questions a suspect about an open container inside a car. In California, a bicyclist claims the methamphetamine that...
  • 6:30PM Cops War on Drugs #2005 TV-PG
    In Las Vegas, Officer Schummer questions a suspect observed in an area known for drug activity. In Kansas City, officers stop a suspect wanted on...
  • 7:00PM Cops Coast to Coast #1910 TV-PG
    In California, Officer Binks pursues a suspect with a history of drunk driving arrests. In California, Officer Hutchison participates in a...
  • 7:30PM Cops Seattle/Tacoma #1316# TV-PG
    In Seattle/Tacoma, Deputy Kolp aids in the arrest of a fleeing motorist; Deputy Martin participates in an undercover sting operation; Deputy Wulick...
  • 8:00PM Cops Santa Ana #1714 TV-PG
    In California, Officer Elms receives a report about an armed robbery call at a fast food restaurant. In Arkansas, Officer Stankevitz arrests an...
  • 8:30PM Cops Seattle/Tacoma #1314# TV-PG
    In Seattle/Tacoma, Deputy Clarkson chases a suspect driving a stolen truck; Deputy Martin questions a woman who claims that her roommate threatened...
  • 9:00PM IMPACT WRESTLING TV-14
    This week on IMPACT: It's The Hardys vs. Team 3D vs. The Wolves in a Tables Match! Plus, Lashley & Bobby Roode come face-to-face, and you won't...
  • 11:00PM I Am Evel Knievel I Am Evel Knievel TV-PG
    The highflying tale of the greatest daredevil who ever lived and the godfather of extreme sports. From Caesars Palace to Snake River Canyon, Evel's...
  • Thursday, September 11
  • 12:30AM I Am Evel Knievel I Am Evel Knievel TV-PG
    The highflying tale of the greatest daredevil who ever lived and the godfather of extreme sports. From Caesars Palace to Snake River Canyon, Evel's...
  • 2:00AM Gangland California Killing Fields TV-14
    Fierce and brutal, the Tiny Rascals Gangsters dominate the streets of Fresno, California. TRG's roots extend back to the Cambodian Killing Fields...
  • 3:00AM Gangland Killing Snitches TV-14
    The Hidden Valley Kings, or "HVK's," rule Charlotte, North Carolina. They're named for the Hidden Valley neighborhood where they grew up.