9:00am
MASH: Private Charles Lamb
9:30am
MASH: Bombed
12:00pm
Hercules (2014)
2:30pm
Two and a Half Men: Whipped Unto the Third Generation
3:00pm
Two and a Half Men: Mmm, Fish. Yum.
3:36pm
Two and a Half Men: Laxative Tester, Horse Iinseminator
4:12pm
Two and a Half Men: For the Sake of the Child
4:48pm
Two and a Half Men: Give Me Your Thumb
5:24pm
Two and a Half Men: Untainted by Filth
6:00pm
Friends: The One With The Birth
6:30pm
Friends: The One Where Heckles Dies
7:00pm
Friends: The One With The Baby On The Bus
7:30pm
Friends: The One Where Eddie Moves In
8:00pm
Friends: The One Where Doctor Ramoray Dies
8:30pm
Friends: The One Where Eddie Won't Go
11:00pm
National Treasure (2004)
9:00am
MASH: Bulletin Board
9:36am
MASH: The Consultant
12:00pm
National Treasure (2004)
3:00pm
Two and a Half Men: Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle.
3:30pm
Two and a Half Men: Captain Terry's Spray-on Hair
4:00pm
Two and a Half Men: That's Why They Call It 'Ball Room'
4:30pm
Two and a Half Men: Warning, It's Dirty
5:00pm
Two and a Half Men: Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste
5:30pm
Two and a Half Men: Yay, No Polyps!
6:00pm
Friends: The One Where Rachel Finds Out
6:30pm
Friends: The One Where Ross Finds Out
7:00pm
Friends: The One With The List
7:30pm
Friends: The One With The Prom Video
8:00pm
Friends: The One With The Two Parties
8:30pm
Friends: The One Where No One's Ready
9:00pm
Pitch Perfect (2012): Pitch Perfect
  • Time Show Episode
  • Tuesday, August 5
  • 9:00AM Tattoo Nightmares Tribute Trouble TV-14
    Big Gus tackles a delivery guy’s jacked-up tribute to his ex-wife that he traded for a pizza. Tommy tries to help a distraught southern gentleman...
  • 9:30AM Tattoo Nightmares Unholy Cross TV-14
    Tommy goes up against a cross made of penises on a man’s chest, Jasmine struggles with a girl who was horribly wronged by her friend & Gus takes on...
  • 10:00AM Tattoo Nightmares Holy Hank! TV-PG
    Gus attempts to rescue a boisterous girl from the grips of an evil vampire squid, Jasmine tries to help a confused man with a mixed up national...
  • 10:30AM Tattoo Nightmares Dr. Death TV-14
    Jasmine goes up against a horrific reminder of just how explosive relationships can be, Gus fights off a grim tattoo so evil that it's left a trail...
  • 11:00AM Tattoo Nightmares Bologna Ona Skillet TV-14
    Gus tries to heal the burns left by the world’s worst bunny tattoo, Jasmine washes away the sins of a girl’s blasphemous mistake, and Tommy...
  • 11:30AM Tattoo Nightmares The Ladykiller TV-14
    Gus is dubbed "the ladykiller" after a terrifying incident with a client, Jasmine puts out her client's flaming mistake in an oh-so sensitive area,...
  • 12:00PM Tattoo Nightmares Behind the 8 Ball TV-14
    A softball coach with the words “Bitch Please” on his neck turns to Tommy for redemption, Gus tries to help a lady with an incriminating 8 ball &...
  • 12:30PM Tattoo Nightmares Couples Therapy TV-14
    A quarreling couple needs Jasmine to erase the stains of their wild past, Tommy tries to help a mom with a horrifying skeleton that scares her son...
  • 1:00PM Tattoo Nightmares Starfish Booty TV-14
    Tommy tackles bare cartoon breasts on a man’s shoulder. Jasmine is caught off guard by a racist tattoo on a country boys arm and Gus struggles to...
  • 1:30PM Tattoo Nightmares I Do's And Bad Tattoos TV-14
    Jasmine struggles to free her client from the pain of his jailhouse past. Gus helps a young girl prove that she is no one’s property and Tommy...
  • 2:00PM The Fifth Element (1997) Fifth Element, The (1997) TV-14
    In the colorful future, a cab driver unwittingly becomes the central figure in the search for a legendary cosmic weapon to keep Evil and Mr Zorg at...
  • 5:00PM Bad Boys Bad Boys TV-14
    Marcus Burnett is a hen-pecked family man. Mike Lowry is a foot-loose and fancy free ladies' man. Both are Miami policemen, and both have 72 hours...
  • 8:00PM Shooter (2007) Shooter (2007) TV-14
    A marksman living in exile is coaxed back into action after learning of a plot to kill the president.
  • 11:00PM The Losers (2010) The Losers (2010) TV-14
    A CIA special forces team are betrayed and left for dead by their superiors.