9:00am
MASH: To Market, To Market
9:30am
MASH: Requiem For A Lightweight
10:00am
MASH: Chief Surgeon Who?
10:30am
MASH: The Moose
11:00am
MASH: Yankee Doodle Doctor
11:30am
Kill Bill: Vol. 1 (2003)
2:00pm
Two and a Half Men: Pilot
2:30pm
Two and a Half Men: Big Flappy Bastards
3:00pm
Two and a Half Men: Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell
3:30pm
Two and a Half Men: If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap
4:00pm
Two and a Half Men: Last Thing You Want is to Wind Up with a Hump
4:30pm
Two and a Half Men: Did You Check with the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?
5:00pm
Two and a Half Men: If They Do Go Either Way They're Usually Fake
5:30pm
Two and a Half Men: Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-Ful
6:00pm
Friends: The One With Phoebe's Uterus
6:30pm
Friends: The One With Rachel's Crush
7:00pm
Friends: The One With Joey's Dirty Day
7:30pm
Friends: The One With All The Rugby
8:00pm
Friends: The One With The Embryos
8:30pm
Friends: The One With The Fake Party
9:00am
MASH: Bananas, Crackers and Nuts
9:30am
MASH: Cowboy
10:00am
MASH: Henry, Please Come Home
10:30am
MASH: I Hate A Mystery
11:00am
MASH: Germ Warfare
11:30am
Knight & Day
2:00pm
Two and a Half Men: Phase One, Complete
2:30pm
Two and a Half Men: Merry Thanksgiving
3:00pm
Two and a Half Men: Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor
3:30pm
Two and a Half Men: Camel Filters and Pheremones
4:00pm
Two and a Half Men: Sarah Like Puny Alan
4:30pm
Two and a Half Men: I Can't Afford Hyenas
5:00pm
Two and a Half Men: Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick
5:30pm
Two and a Half Men: That Was Saliva, Alan
6:00pm
Two and a Half Men: Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats
6:30pm
Two and a Half Men: An Old Flame With a New Wick
7:00pm
Two and a Half Men: I Remember The Coat Room, I Just Don't Remember You
7:30pm
Two and a Half Men: Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark
8:00pm
Two and a Half Men: No Sniffing, No Wowing
8:30pm
Two and a Half Men: My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet
9:00pm
Two and a Half Men: Just Like Buffalo
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