9:00am
MASH: MASH - The Pilot
9:30am
MASH: Dear Dad
10:00am
MASH: Tuttle
10:30am
MASH: The Long-John Flap
11:00am
MASH: 5 O'Clock Charlie
11:30am
MASH: Deal Me Out
12:00pm
MASH: As You Were
12:30pm
MASH: Alcoholics Unanimous
1:00pm
MASH: Adam's Ribs
1:30pm
MASH: Abyssinia, Henry
2:00pm
Cops O: Shaking Like a Paint Mixer
2:30pm
Cops O: Face the Music
3:00pm
Cops O: Mother Knows Best
3:30pm
Cops O: Carjacked Up
2:00am
Cops O: Shaking Like a Paint Mixer
2:30am
Cops O: Mother Knows Best
3:00am
Cops O: Face the Music
3:30am
Cops O: Carjacked Up
5:00am
Cops O: Not My Text Messages
5:00am
Cops O: You Didn't Get Very Far
5:00am
Cops O: Hands Off the Junk
5:00am
Cops O: Dealt a Bad Hand
5:00am
Paid Programming - Cont
5:00am
Paid Program (30)
5:00am
Paid Program (30)
9:00am
The Longest Yard (2005): Longest Yard, The (2005)
12:00pm
Two and a Half Men: Pilot
12:30pm
Two and a Half Men: Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats
1:00pm
Two and a Half Men: An Old Flame With a New Wick
1:30pm
Two and a Half Men: Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab
2:00pm
Two and a Half Men: Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop
2:30pm
Two and a Half Men: Santa's Village of the Damned
3:00pm
Two and a Half Men: Apologies for the Frivolity
3:30pm
Two and a Half Men: Release the Dogs
4:00pm
Two and a Half Men: Walnuts and Demerol
4:30pm
Two and a Half Men: Smooth as a Ken Doll
5:00pm
Two and a Half Men: Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot
5:30pm
Two and a Half Men: Is There a Mrs. Waffles?
6:00pm
Two and a Half Men: The Mooch at the Boo
6:30pm
Two and a Half Men: The Devil's Lube
7:00pm
Two and a Half Men: The Two Finger Rule
7:30pm
Two and a Half Men: Good Morning Mrs. Butterworth
8:00pm
The Longest Yard (2005): Longest Yard, The (2005)
11:00pm
Draft Day (2014)

The Joe Schmo Show Bios

  • Karlee
  • Allen
  • Allison
  • Jake Montrose
  • Chico
  • Stan
  • Wanda Montrose
  • Randy
  • Lavernius
  • Chloe
  • Skylar
  • Lorenzo Lamas
  • Chase
Jake Montrose

Jake Montrose

Ralph Garman

Jake can't go through metal detectors because he's tough as nails with balls of steel. Owner and operator of Montrose Bail Bonds and Fugitive Recovery Services, Jake has built an empire that has franchises in 37 states and Canada. As his commercials state, "He has a 110% success rate. He finds felons people didn't even know were missing."

Ralph Garman is a multi-faceted actor, impressionist and voice-over specialist. Most recently, he appeared in Seth McFarlane's live-action feature film "TED." Ralph has voiced several characters on "Family Guy" and is a regular on KROQ radio station's "Kevin and Bean" morning show.