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MASH: Bulletin Board
9:36am
MASH: The Consultant
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National Treasure (2004)
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Two and a Half Men: Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle.
3:30pm
Two and a Half Men: Captain Terry's Spray-on Hair
4:00pm
Two and a Half Men: That's Why They Call It 'Ball Room'
4:30pm
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5:00pm
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5:30pm
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6:30pm
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7:00pm
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7:30pm
Friends: The One With The Prom Video
8:00pm
Friends: The One With The Two Parties
8:30pm
Friends: The One Where No One's Ready
9:00pm
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11:30pm
Forrest Gump (1994)
10:00am
27 Dresses (2008): 27 Dresses
12:30pm
The Devil Wears Prada (2006): The Devil Wears Prada
3:00pm
Forrest Gump (1994)
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Hernán Cortés

Hernán Cortés

With a force of only 500 men on horseback, Hernán Cortés led his Conquistadors in slaughtering 5 million Aztecs over 20 years on his almost irrational quest for the Lost City of Gold. Conquering parts of two continents in bloodthirsty pursuit of his elusive dream, he's directly responsible for the European domination of the Western Hemisphere.

Region: Spain
Weapons: Arquebus, Alabarda, Espada Ropera, breast plate, and Tassets Morion helmet.
Reign: 1485 - 1547
Key Battles: Two decades of war and a crushing success against all enemies, followed by another decade of success against Islam, gave the Spanish Conquistadors an unshakable confidence. When outnumbered 100:1, by armies of up to 40,000 Indians, Cortes charged rather than retreat.