9:00am
MASH: MASH - The Pilot
9:30am
MASH: Dear Dad
10:00am
MASH: Tuttle
10:30am
MASH: The Long-John Flap
11:00am
MASH: 5 O'Clock Charlie
11:30am
MASH: Deal Me Out
12:00pm
MASH: As You Were
12:30pm
MASH: Alcoholics Unanimous
1:00pm
MASH: Adam's Ribs
1:30pm
MASH: Abyssinia, Henry
2:00pm
Cops O: Shaking Like a Paint Mixer
2:30pm
Cops O: Face the Music
3:00pm
Cops O: Mother Knows Best
3:30pm
Cops O: Carjacked Up
2:00am
Cops O: Shaking Like a Paint Mixer
2:30am
Cops O: Mother Knows Best
3:00am
Cops O: Face the Music
3:30am
Cops O: Carjacked Up
5:00am
Cops O: Not My Text Messages
5:00am
Cops O: You Didn't Get Very Far
5:00am
Cops O: Hands Off the Junk
5:00am
Cops O: Dealt a Bad Hand
5:00am
Paid Programming - Cont
5:00am
Paid Program (30)
5:00am
Paid Program (30)
9:00am
The Longest Yard (2005): Longest Yard, The (2005)
12:00pm
Two and a Half Men: Pilot
12:30pm
Two and a Half Men: Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats
1:00pm
Two and a Half Men: An Old Flame With a New Wick
1:30pm
Two and a Half Men: Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab
2:00pm
Two and a Half Men: Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop
2:30pm
Two and a Half Men: Santa's Village of the Damned
3:00pm
Two and a Half Men: Apologies for the Frivolity
3:30pm
Two and a Half Men: Release the Dogs
4:00pm
Two and a Half Men: Walnuts and Demerol
4:30pm
Two and a Half Men: Smooth as a Ken Doll
5:00pm
Two and a Half Men: Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot
5:30pm
Two and a Half Men: Is There a Mrs. Waffles?
6:00pm
Two and a Half Men: The Mooch at the Boo
6:30pm
Two and a Half Men: The Devil's Lube
7:00pm
Two and a Half Men: The Two Finger Rule
7:30pm
Two and a Half Men: Good Morning Mrs. Butterworth
8:00pm
The Longest Yard (2005): Longest Yard, The (2005)
11:00pm
Draft Day (2014)

Deadliest Warrior Bios

  • Vampires
  • Gurkhas
  • Zombies
  • French Foreign Legion
  • Crazy Horse
  • Pancho Villa
  • Ivan the Terrible
  • Hernán Cortés
  • Teddy Roosevelt
  • Lawrence of Arabia
  • Saddam Hussein
  • Pol Pot
  • Genghis Khan
  • Hannibal
  • U.S. Army Rangers
  • Joan of Arc
  • William the Conqueror
  • George Washington
  • Napoleon Bonaparte
French Foreign Legion

French Foreign Legion

Formed in 1831 as an army of failed revolutionaries, refugees and troublemakers who the King figured he might as well put to use, the FFL become an elite, yet disposable force of foreign mercenaries who have fought for France in nine wars over 200 years. Assigned the worst and most dangerous missions the French won't risk their army on, they are the real "Expendables."

Region: France
Weapons: BAR, 1936 MAS rifle, and Camillus knife - KBAR knife.
Reign: Circa 1942
Key Battles: In 1863 at the Battle of Camarón, 62 Legion soldiers and 3 officers held off thousands of Mexican soldiers in an all-night battle, ending with the Legionnaires charging with their bayonets. When the fight was over only three Legion soldiers survived and because of their bravery, the Mexican commander let them return home with the body of their commander.