An obnoxious Hipster attempts to steal a steampunk-style ring from a yard sale, only to discover (too late) that it's a 19th century ring-gun.
The binge-drinking wife of a recovering alcoholic eats an ordinarily innocuous common ink cap mushroom at a party and dies from its poison-inducing interaction with alcohol.
A man trims his hedges by twirling an electric chainsaw, but strangles on the cord after a bee stings his exposed armpit.
A man with a fetish for lactating women mistakenly flashes four female wrestlers, and while he survives the beat-down he gets, he dies from an allergic reaction to breast milk he'd consumed.
A competitor in the World’s Strongest Man competition overexerts himself and blows his bowels straight out of his butt.
A hypochondriac dies on a blind date from a brain-eating amoeba after using tap water in a Neti Pot to clear his sinuses.
(When a germaphobic, anti-gay protestor is kissed on the cheek by another man, he attempts to sterilize his entire body by immersing himself in ethanol, which results in osmotic alcohol poisoning.
Two members of the new faction in charge of ‘liberated’ Libya, are selling some of Gaddafi's stashed weapons when they explode a canister of mustard gas, cleverly hidden in containers of UN Relief Supplies.
An anti-government extremist in the "sovereign citizen" movement is struck by a runaway tractor-trailer tire during a standoff with the police.
Two Jersey Shore wannabes sneak into a tanning salon to amp up their fake tans. Their love of spray tan leaves them both as orange corpses.